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don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. — Everett Dirksen

Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life. — Vita Sackville-West

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually! — Karen Gibbs

With faith anything can be solved — NightBits

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

The movement of life has to rest in its own music. — Rabindranath Tagore

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

All things come to those who wait, — Violet Fane

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. — Thomas Paine

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. — Jeroninio Almeida

Not everything's funny, Mother."
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. — Antonio Porchia

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. — Santosh Kalwar

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience. — Bob Packwood

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life. — Fabiola Gianotti

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. — Kyle Johnson