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Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. — John Kennedy Toole

People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it. — Marissa Meyer

Sometimes I notice I'm demented, especially at sunset. — Jaroslav Hasek

You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic. — Solange Nicole

Did god make man too perfect,
So that a piece has to be removed
through circumcision? — A.J. Beirens

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long. — Libba Bray

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. — Oscar Levant

All writers are insane! — Cornelia Funke

We've eaten, but he looks hungry, and experience tells me that crazy takes a lot of calories to sustain. — Emil Ostrovski

When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person. — Criss Jami

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane. — Robin McLaurin Williams

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB! — Tanya Masse

We're authors. We're more than a little unstable. — Megan Linski

They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me. — Nathaniel Lee

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept. — George Carlin

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. — Jim Butcher

I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it. — Eve Langlais

(aside) Oh, you are well tuned now,
But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
As honest as I am. — William Shakespeare

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane? — Terry Pratchett

There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity — Josh Stern

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments. — Lois Greiman

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. — Terry Pratchett

Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! — Terry Pratchett

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

He claimed that nearby gun thunder cleared the mind - but most everybody else agreed it made you daft. — Vernor Vinge

Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen. — Rebecca McKinsey

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl

You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. — Joseph Kesselring

Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum. — James Lee Burke

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

Right. But believing two opposite things at once is also called 'insanity.' You saying you're an exception to the rule? — Unknown

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives. — Ian Frazier

What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities. — Walter Scott

To take away a man's sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. — Narcotics Anonymous

What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. — Dakota Cassidy

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here. — Terry Pratchett

Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity. — Skyla Madi

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

Any other brushes with insanity you haven't thought to mention? — Alethea Kontis

She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity. — Ilona Andrews

Life is absolutely insane. Yes, life is insane but the great wisdom lies in choosing your insanity wisely. — Paulo Coelho

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen — Lois Greiman

Going mad is the beginning of a process. It is not supposed to be the end result. — Jeanette Winterson

Loving someone is very different from the heady feeling of being "in love," which is, frankly, just temporary insanity. — Barton Goldsmith

This damn ring had derailed her life. No wonder Gollum had gone insane. — Karina Bliss

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk! — Tanya Masse

Poetry is the purest form of insanity. — Augusta Jane Evans