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Unfortunately I've been to jail a couple times. Anytime I come in it's difficult to make music, write songs. — Gucci Mane

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails. — Ray Davies

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. — Colin Quinn

People don't understand that you can actually lose your life going to jail. There's more violence in the jail-house than there is on the streets. — Snoop Dogg

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. — H.L. Mencken

Apparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak. — Etgar Keret

If our government servants had to comply with the Sarbanes-Oxley Act as they have forced all of American business to do, they would be in jail. — Patrick Henry

It's awfully easy to be in love in jail. — Dashiell Hammett

If you want to throw me in jail for trying to save someone's life, then go ahead. Next time I promise I'll point at them and laugh. — James Dashner

I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience. — John Bunyan

My attitude these days is, if you write a bad song, what are they gonna do, throw you in songwriter jail? — John Hiatt

I did my time in the jail of your arms — Tom Waits

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

Many people are living in an emotional jail without realizing it. — Virginia Satir

I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a ton of new knowledge and new thinking into myself. — Tommy Lee

When someone is afraid, his life is worse than the life of someone who is in jail — Sunday Adelaja

Good, because did you see his ass in those jeans tonight? Seriously, I would gladly go to jail just to hump his leg. — Aly Martinez

I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles. — Sebastian Bach

Very early in my childhood I associated poverty, toil, unemployment, drunkenness, cruelty, quarreling, fighting, debts, jail with large families. — Margaret Sanger

It costs a hell of a lot more money to put somebody in jail than send them to the University of Virginia. — Bernie Sanders

You know, don't tell anybody I'm a jail bird, you know, but there were a bunch of us that were years ago involved in the pro-life movement. — Todd Akin

Two friends... let's put them place... they have never been in jail, give them a knife some reasonable conflicts some doubts and watch the effect. — Deyth Banger

Prison is a still point in a turning world, and it is very easy to remain in the same place in jail while the world moves on. — Nelson Mandela

The best stories will come from jail, the people which are in the prison, also and from the victims. — Deyth Banger

Without the bargain he'd made he'd still be rotting in that North African jail with all the other vermin. — Toni Anderson

Inside was a tableau of frustration that might've been straight out of Norman Rockwell, if Norman Rockwell had painted people doing hard time in jail. — Ransom Riggs

Once in jail or you just go in prison for a reason you don't have rights... So be wise, think twice and don't go there! — Deyth Banger

Caring about what others think is the biggest jail one can put oneself in. — Durjoy Datta

Someone who believes everything he is told simply can't be a scientist, but someone who believes nothing will wind up in jail or prematurely buried. — Luis Alvarez

When I was a kid, everybody in the neighborhood picked me to be the one in jail or be in the cemetery by the time I was 20. — Bo Jackson

But if by some freak of history communism had caught up with this country, I would have been one of the first people thrown in jail. — Pete Seeger

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass. — Marlon James

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why. — Mark Twain

Jail and the streets go hand in hand. You can't have one with out the other. They coincide. — Kevin Gates

Virtue is uncommon in all the classes of humanity; and I suppose it will scarcely be imagined more frequent in a prison than in other places. Yet ... — Samuel Johnson

People were threatened, folks was put in jail just because we wanted people to try to register to vote. — Unita Blackwell

After all answering "mmm" or silence in the story "The story in the Jail", it's shown that isn't the best idea. — Deyth Banger

You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail. — Salman Rushdie

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail. — Tommy Chong

Being in love is better than being in jail, a dentist's chair, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia, but not if he doesn't love you back. — Judith Viorst

If the holy spirit is in you, you are free, even if you are in a physical jail — Sunday Adelaja

In the Philippines you are not considered to be honorable unless you have been to jail. — Jose Rizal

The system was afraid of Vaclav Havel. And so they either harassed him for put him in jail. — Judy Woodruff

The voice I have now, I got the first time I sang in a movement meeting, after I got out of jail ... and I'd never heard it before in my life. — Bernice Johnson Reagon

If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board — Philippe Ries

I am satisfied with everything in my life. Including the fact that I spent time in jail. — Ivan Slavkov

The best way to learn a language may be an episode of jail in a foreign country. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I'm actually a lowlife. On the street at fifteen and also in jail for the first time at that age, and off and on the street until my mid-twenties. — Patricia McConnell

That's the ironic thing about time, Doc. One the one hand, we don't have much of it for this, but it's all I have in here. — Kenneth Eade

That while a good friend would bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in jail alongside you. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them. — Mario Balotelli

Every tiny molecule of Ash is in motion with my heat I am such a Lunatic that I am free even in Jail. — Bhagat Singh

I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago. — Nick Offerman

Being in a ship is like being in jail, with the chance of being drowned. — Samuel Johnson

Worrying about what other people think is a jail of our own creation, and the irony of it is those people are in the same jail with us. — Srinivas Rao

Nothing's wrong with going to jail for something you believe in. Remember, jail was made for people. Not horses. — Maya Angelou

When we put someone in our jail cell of hatred, we are stuck guarding the door. — Max Lucado

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. — Ricky Martin

If, after obtaining Buddhahood, anyone in my land
gets tossed in jail on a vagrancy rap, may I
not attain highest perfect enlightenment. — Gary Snyder

Most people have kind of done something that could put them in jail at least for one night. — Lauren Lapkus

The kids growing up in the apartheid era were so restricted and angry - if they spoke out against it, they were thrown in jail. — Malik Bendjelloul

To stand up for truth is nothing. For truth, you must sit in jail. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I am not in jail. There is no jail. — Charles Manson

I hear they whip you for stealing."
"Or put you in jail, or sell you into slavery, or kill you, depending on the town and what mood they're in. — Orson Scott Card

And if I don't be there by morning, she'll know that I must've spent the night in jail. — Eric Clapton

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail. — Nolan Bushnell

The greater ignorance towards a country is not ignoring what its politicians have to say, it is ignoring what the inmates in its prisons have to say. — Criss Jami

He thinks he can use the jail for networking to be somebody. In that way, he's always operating. — John Leguizamo

A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands. — Daniel Day-Lewis

Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal. — Kenneth Eade

Just because he's not in jail doesn't mean he's not guilty; it just means he never got caught. — M. Leighton

If you seek violence, we will seek to put you in jail. — Ed Koch

Most people figured I'd be in jail. I've been proving people wrong my whole life. — Gary Sheffield

Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood. — Rob Reiner

Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder. — Nick Bostrom

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. — Cole Porter

Being a teacher is like being in jail; once it's on your record, you can never get rid of it. — Henry David Thoreau

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain

If it wasn't for my sport and my father, I'd probably be a fallen statistic. I'd be dead; I'd be in jail. Luckily, I had a great dad in my life. — Apolo Ohno

ten years of whorehouse joy I'm alone now in the mountains the pines are like a jail the wind scratches my skin Ikky — Stephen Berg

It is crazy to have Judith Miller in jail. — Matthew Cooper

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian. — Tommy Chong

Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail. — Benjamin Barber

Cop comes down the street crazy as a loon, he throws us in jail for carrying harpoons. — Bob Dylan

I was in chemical jail. — James Taylor

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. — Charles Bukowski

You like it in jail?'
'It's not too bad. You don't meet the best people, but who the hell wants to? — Raymond Chandler

I prefer to be in the grave in Colombia than in a jail cell in the United States. — Pablo Escobar

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even. — Mort Sahl

Swaraj does not depend on jail going. If it did, there are thousands of prisoners in jail today. It depends on everyone doing his or her own task. — Mahatma Gandhi

I didn't want to go to jail. Unlike Takata, I looked awful in orange. — Kim Harrison

I know people who've gone to jail. It don't mean you stop loving them! They deservin' love just as much in there, and maybe they needin' it more. — Alicia Keys

I know from my own education that if I hadn't encountered two or three individuals that spent extra time with me, I'm sure I would have been in jail. — Steve Jobs

I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time. — Will Ferrell

Every new invention is like a baby. You think it may cure cancer or become the president, but in the end, you're happy it just stays out of jail. — Eric Betzig

Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
The subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure — Sting

-You were in jail? What was it like?
-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass. — Hannah Harrington

I shot a couple of movies in jail, but I was never in jail. — Tom Sizemore

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. — Wavy Gravy