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She was much too thin. She was serene, like someone accustomed to sickness, someone who layed back to back with it in bed.
— Helen Oyeyemi
I guess all the excitement in bed had more to do with excitement about keeping the human race going than anybody ever imagined.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
— Anne Lamott
I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.
— Stephen King
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
— Jerry Lawler
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
— Andrew Dice Clay
When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it
— George R R Martin
Rock should never be in bed with politics.
— Alice Cooper
It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.
— Anthony Burgess
A bookworm in bed with a new novel and a good reading lamp is as much prepared for pleasure as a pretty girl at a college dance.
— Phyllis McGinley
The writer, an old man with a white mustache, had some difficulty in getting into bed.
— Sherwood Anderson
I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.
— H.L. Mencken
When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was.
— Tony Curtis
I'm even afraid to lay down with you at night, because when you go to bed at night, mean woman, you got an ice pick in your hand.
— John Lee Hooker
Film actually is a very strange thing - you can fly in, get off the plane, and climb into bed with somebody you've never met - and that's weird!
— Sylvester McCoy
And of course it has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't been with a women since I came to your bed back in February-Devlin.
— Gaelen Foley
Some things are better when it's raining. Like reading. Or sleeping. Or this.""Lying in bed with me? — Lisa Kleypas
I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.
— Garry Shandling
When you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, remember that your defining characteristic-what defines a human being-is to work with others.
— Marcus Aurelius
Sure enough, they were both sitting in the floor, each with bed-head looking a little dazed.
— Quinn Loftis
I would just die if some little girl saw me jump into bed with someone in the movies, and then she did it and got AIDS and died.
— T'Keyah Crystal Keymah
I don't think Garbo with her clothes off, panting in a brass bed, would have been more sexy than she was.
— Mary Astor
I don't really care what it is," he said, "because after everything that's happened in my life, I get to crawl into bed with you every night.
— Nicole Williams
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire.
— W. H. Auden
I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all.
— Christina Lauren
In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
— Tallulah Bankhead
A nation has no conscience. How can it be aroused? A eunuch in bed with a doll is not disturbed.
— Will D. Campbell
The whole of life did not consist in going to bed with a woman, he thought, returning to Scott and Balzac, to the English novel and the French novel.
— Virginia Woolf
I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
— Klaus Kinski
I'm a total bookworm, too. I figure, why do I need a guy in my bed when I can just fall asleep with my Kindle?
— Komal Kant
It was a decrepit studio apartment in Hollywood, with a Murphy bed that came out of the wall.
— Anonymous
When in doubt, head under the bed, Tamani said with a grin.
— Aprilynne Pike
Sharing pillow talk with the wrong people can make a hard bed to lie on, and will surely lead to nightmares in your relationship.
— Carlos Wallace
I'm in a bed with an IV attached to my arm.
— C.R. Beck
Do it not with poison. Strangle her in her bed, even the bed she hath contaminated.
— William Shakespeare
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
— Wilson Mizner
Life is being in bed with you. Everything else is just waiting.
— Cormac McCarthy
What's with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.
— Jarod Kintz
He read at wine, he read in bed, He read aloud, had he the breath, His every thought was with the dead, And so he read himself to death.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
— Edwin Edwards
If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
— Anita Roddick
Genuine confidence is what launches you out of bed in the morning, and through your day with a spring in your step.
— James C. Collins
Isaac sat up in bed and glared at Nathan. I think he wanted to kick him out or smother Nathan with a pillow. Either way, I couldn't blame him.
— Ashlan Thomas
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
— Anita Roddick
Stick with the nice boys ... bad boys don't bring you coffee in bed, I'll tell you that for free.
— Liane Moriarty
Exciting happiness is joy, celebration, travelling, being in bed with a woman you desire.
— Francois Lelord
To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle.
— Henry Miller
I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.
— Mark Twain
If being in bed with the wrong person could shatter you, could being in bed with the right one change your life?
— Mary Calmes
How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"?
— Amanda Carlson
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
— Emo Philips
You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.
— Ringo Starr
I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not
— Robert A. Heinlein
Don't you understand? I want to spend my life with you. I want you to be there when I go to bed at night and when I wake up in the morning.
— Heather Anastasiu
A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
— Dick Gregory
The RemoteI often think about you
when I'm lying alone in
my room with my mouth
open and the remote
lost somewhere in the bed. — Leonard Cohen
It is the first duty of a gentleman to remember in the morning who he went to bed with the night before.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
She hated that he was in the room with her, standing beside the bed.And she loved that he was there. — Donna Grant
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
— Bill Watterson
Many of us have had that experience of being in love with someone and then they end up being your enemy and there's a stranger in your bed.
— Rachel Holmes
What gives, O my little sister? Come thou and have a nice lay-down with your malenky droog in this bed.
— Anthony Burgess
He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.
— Denise Richards
I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.
— Brandon Boyd
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
— Lenny Bruce
Neither. I was attracted to him because he's hot. Though, I stayed with him because he's fucking awesome in bed.
— Laurelin Paige
Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
— Malcolm Wilson
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.
— Rachel Vincent
She doubted he'd take too kindly to her fighting with them, no matter how much he liked having her in his bed.
— Stacia Kane
My looks by then had in any case declined to the point where only women would go to bed with me.
— Christopher Hitchens
Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about his P's.
— Kristin Cashore
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.
— Cate Blanchett
No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.
— Nancy Friday
