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I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over the window. — Karen Chance

She was much too thin. She was serene, like someone accustomed to sickness, someone who layed back to back with it in bed. — Helen Oyeyemi

I guess all the excitement in bed had more to do with excitement about keeping the human race going than anybody ever imagined. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. — Stephen King

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock. — Jerry Lawler

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it — George R R Martin

Rock should never be in bed with politics. — Alice Cooper

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me. — Anthony Burgess

A bookworm in bed with a new novel and a good reading lamp is as much prepared for pleasure as a pretty girl at a college dance. — Phyllis McGinley

The writer, an old man with a white mustache, had some difficulty in getting into bed. — Sherwood Anderson

I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself. — H.L. Mencken

When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was. — Tony Curtis

And he that will go to bed sober, Falls with the leaf still in October. — Dario Fo

I never indulge in rhyme or stanza Unless I'm in bed with the influenza. — Quintus Ennius

I'm even afraid to lay down with you at night, because when you go to bed at night, mean woman, you got an ice pick in your hand. — John Lee Hooker

Don't waste your time with procrastinating, because that time you won't get back. Be productive, even if it means sitting in your bed and reading :D — Anonymous

Film actually is a very strange thing - you can fly in, get off the plane, and climb into bed with somebody you've never met - and that's weird! — Sylvester McCoy

And of course it has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't been with a women since I came to your bed back in February-Devlin. — Gaelen Foley

Some things are better when it's raining. Like reading. Or sleeping. Or this."
"Lying in bed with me? — Lisa Kleypas

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage. — Garry Shandling

When you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, remember that your defining characteristic-what defines a human being-is to work with others. — Marcus Aurelius

Sure enough, they were both sitting in the floor, each with bed-head looking a little dazed. — Quinn Loftis

Noth that I think you're wrong to be disgusted by anyone in bed with chicken man. — Gena Showalter

I would just die if some little girl saw me jump into bed with someone in the movies, and then she did it and got AIDS and died. — T'Keyah Crystal Keymah

I don't think Garbo with her clothes off, panting in a brass bed, would have been more sexy than she was. — Mary Astor

I don't really care what it is," he said, "because after everything that's happened in my life, I get to crawl into bed with you every night. — Nicole Williams

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire

You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire. — W. H. Auden

I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all. — Christina Lauren

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture. — Tallulah Bankhead

I love home, any home really - my mum's, and of course my own. I love eating food there and chilling in bed with a cup of tea. — Claire Foy

A nation has no conscience. How can it be aroused? A eunuch in bed with a doll is not disturbed. — Will D. Campbell

The whole of life did not consist in going to bed with a woman, he thought, returning to Scott and Balzac, to the English novel and the French novel. — Virginia Woolf

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years. — Klaus Kinski

I'm a total bookworm, too. I figure, why do I need a guy in my bed when I can just fall asleep with my Kindle? — Komal Kant

It was a decrepit studio apartment in Hollywood, with a Murphy bed that came out of the wall. — Anonymous

When in doubt, head under the bed, Tamani said with a grin. — Aprilynne Pike

Sharing pillow talk with the wrong people can make a hard bed to lie on, and will surely lead to nightmares in your relationship. — Carlos Wallace

I'm in a bed with an IV attached to my arm. — C.R. Beck

a quick dip in bed with someone you liked but were not in love with — Mary Wesley

Do it not with poison. Strangle her in her bed, even the bed she hath contaminated. — William Shakespeare

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. — Wilson Mizner

There sitting in the middle of the bed with her pinky sticking out as she drank her tea like the damn queen of England, was my wife. — J.J. McAvoy

Life is being in bed with you. Everything else is just waiting. — Cormac McCarthy

What's with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed. — Jarod Kintz

He read at wine, he read in bed, He read aloud, had he the breath, His every thought was with the dead, And so he read himself to death. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Before I had my child, animals were my life. I slept with four dogs in my bed. — Salma Hayek

The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. — Edwin Edwards

If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. — Anita Roddick

Genuine confidence is what launches you out of bed in the morning, and through your day with a spring in your step. — James C. Collins

Isaac sat up in bed and glared at Nathan. I think he wanted to kick him out or smother Nathan with a pillow. Either way, I couldn't blame him. — Ashlan Thomas

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room. — Anita Roddick

Stick with the nice boys ... bad boys don't bring you coffee in bed, I'll tell you that for free. — Liane Moriarty

Exciting happiness is joy, celebration, travelling, being in bed with a woman you desire. — Francois Lelord

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle. — Henry Miller

I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia. — Mark Twain

If being in bed with the wrong person could shatter you, could being in bed with the right one change your life? — Mary Calmes

How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"? — Amanda Carlson

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed. — Ringo Starr

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. — Edwin Edwards

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not — Robert A. Heinlein

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Don't you understand? I want to spend my life with you. I want you to be there when I go to bed at night and when I wake up in the morning. — Heather Anastasiu

In dealing with those who share his bed, the enlightened ruler may enjoy their beauty but should not listen to their special pleas ... — Han Fei

A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him. — Dick Gregory

The Remote
I often think about you
when I'm lying alone in
my room with my mouth
open and the remote
lost somewhere in the bed. — Leonard Cohen

It is the first duty of a gentleman to remember in the morning who he went to bed with the night before. — Dorothy L. Sayers

She hated that he was in the room with her, standing beside the bed.
And she loved that he was there. — Donna Grant

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. — Bill Watterson

Many of us have had that experience of being in love with someone and then they end up being your enemy and there's a stranger in your bed. — Rachel Holmes

What gives, O my little sister? Come thou and have a nice lay-down with your malenky droog in this bed. — Anthony Burgess

It says, 'No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets,' she announced finally. — George Orwell

He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes. — P.G. Wodehouse

Living with a whore
even the best whore in the world
isn't a bed of roses. — Henry Miller

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker. — Denise Richards

I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment. — Brandon Boyd

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex. — Terry Crews

Sleeping. The word came out with an adorable lack of anything resembling an L, closer to something you'd do with a broom than in a bed. — Megan Hart

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

Neither. I was attracted to him because he's hot. Though, I stayed with him because he's fucking awesome in bed. — Laurelin Paige

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe. — Malcolm Wilson

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. — Jim Davis

She unzipped her oversized flannel onesie, created especially for women not interested in finding a man, and tossed it on the bed. — Kishan Paul

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart. — Rachel Vincent

She doubted he'd take too kindly to her fighting with them, no matter how much he liked having her in his bed. — Stacia Kane

My looks by then had in any case declined to the point where only women would go to bed with me. — Christopher Hitchens

Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about his P's. — Kristin Cashore

I discovered television is a great way to deal with the chaos of new motherhood. I would put the babies to bed and get lost in a trashy reality show. — Tamra Davis

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

How about now," he said, gesturing over his shoulder. "In my bed." I put my hands on my hips, staring at him. "I am not this hot. What's up with you? — Mary Calmes

You fell asleep in my bed with nothing on. I believe that's a free pass for any man. — Liv Morris

Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before. — Cate Blanchett

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not. — Nancy Friday

Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better. — Robin Wright

Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life. — Edward Abbey