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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. — Paris Hilton

How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had — Jason Brant

When did you get so clever?"
"When I realized I wasn't as clever as I thought. — John Connolly

College makes you smart. It doesn't make other people stupid. I'm not so sure it makes you so smart, to have a second say. — T. Geronimo Johnson

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me. — J. Cole

But I have to say, probably when I'm about 30 I'll be pretty, not settled, but happy with what I've accomplished so far. I'm happy where I am now. — Amy Smart

That's because I am. And I'm way too smart to be in love with a stupid girl. So you can drop that right now. — Kiera Cass

I alone have the mind of a fool, and am all muddled and vague. The people are so smart and bright. While I am just dull and confused. — Laozi

When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart - and I thought I was so smart. — Lin-Manuel Miranda

I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast. — Charles Manson

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. — Gracie Allen

Can I ask you a question? Ya just did.
Can I ask you 2 questions then?
Ya just did.
Ohh, so you're a smart ass — Maggie Stiefvater

When I was 7 years old, I plagiarized, word for word, stories from science fiction magazines so my teachers would think I was smart. — James Altucher

I like playing smart, savvy, sexy women
because it's so not me! — Amanda Tapping

As an actor, it easy to be so self-critical, saying to yourself, 'Am I good enough? Am I good looking enough? Am I smart enough?' — Chris Pine

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so. — Aisha Tyler

I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole. — Martina Hingis

The writers are so smart, I can only imagine. I would love to be in that room. I love the creative process. — Carrie-Anne Moss

I'm going to guess that you hate coconut, so I should probably answer that I make killer margaritas." She laughed again. "I knew you were smart. — Denise Grover Swank

I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. — Luke Benward

Lately, I just let myself eat it more because I think, 'Oh, my God, a piece of cheese tastes so good'. I think it's your body telling you something. — Jean Smart

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things? — George Watsky

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T. — Homer

Why are so many very smart people not also rich? I guess they are too busy calculating risks rather than getting into action. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I have so many choices in America; it's home to so many good things. I'm smart enough to enjoy all the good things that are offered. — Bikram Choudhury

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that, where I was flying, made what I was doing spying. — Francis Gary Powers

I love people, 'cause people are so smart. People have done a lot of great things. — Lil B

I've never been able to learn from other people's mistakes - I'm not that smart - so I usually learn by trial by fire. — Shia Labeouf

It's not that I'm so smart, — Albert Einstein

I just want to be smart like other pepul so I can have lots of frends who like me. — Daniel Keyes

WE WERE kids - but good kids. If I may say so myself. We're much smarter now, so smart it's pathetic. — Nescio

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question. — Gene Perret

You must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant ... and you may quote me. — James Stewart

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel — Oscar Wilde

You're pretty smart for a Fed."
"I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency, — Diana Rowland

I think that smart is sexy, and driven is sexy, and passion is sexy, and if you're passionate about math, so be it. — Jonathan Slavin

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even. — Henry Cho

I just think you Westerners should take over this country if you are so smart. — Pierre Trudeau

I don't know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn't make you happy. — J.D. Salinger

I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. — Markie Post

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. — Albert Einstein

Ludacris is a very smart individual. He's about his business. Everything is business with him. So I learned a lot about making deals from him. — Two Chainz

I knew David Benioff a bit socially. I knew his wife, Amanda Peet. He's a smart guy, so I always sought him out at dinner parties. — Peter Dinklage

I'd rather apologize than to be so timid as to never try to do anything smart or brave. — Lee Clow

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. — Maurice Gibb

I want girls to feel the confidence you get from being smart. They get so many messages that tell them the most important thing is to be beautiful. — Danica McKellar

In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
~Elwood P. Dowd — Mary Chase

If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay — Madonna

Have you ever seen anyone more beautiful? So smart too. She's just my type. I didn't even know I had a type. — Jennifer Flackett

Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick. — Alex Adams

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider. — John S. Hall

The women I know are smart, interesting people who aren't just there to service the men's stories, so I don't know why our art continues to do that. — Carrie Coon

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments — Albert Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart," said Einstein, who was a consummate introvert. "It's that I stay with problems longer. — Susan Cain

Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling like you could do better. — Susane Colasanti

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman. — Albert Einstein

I did well in school. I had lots of honors, so I thought I was quite smart. — Frederick Lenz

Well, I'm also like 23 and playing 16. So maybe when I'm 30 I'll be playing characters in their early 20s. I don't know. — Amy Smart

I have been told for so many years that you can't be smart and sexy. I started to think, "Well, why the heck can't you be both?" — Jewel

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff. — Eoin Colfer

Don't thank me, either of you. I only brought the both of you along so that you could ask all the smart questions and make sense of what they show us. — G. Norman Lippert

I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so. — David Sedaris

How can someone so smart be so fucking stupid?" I — Claire Contreras

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. — Abbas Naqvi

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.
Eddie DeChooch — Janet Evanovich

I hated school so bad. I only liked art class during high school. I was always smart. — Iggy Azalea

She was always young at heart, kind of dumb, kind of smart, and I loved her so. — Bobby Goldsboro

Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care. — Ellen Hopkins

I do feel like I'm a tomboy at heart, so I have an easy time working with guys. — Amy Smart

Sometimes I'm so smart, I almost feel like a real person. — Graham Parke

If I was smart enough to be a doctor, I'd be a doctor. I ain't, so I'm a football player. — Dick Butkus

I was born on TV, meaning that's where I caught my break. So that's where I always have to be smart and revisit that medium as much as I can. — Taylor Hicks

I decided to be a smarter fighter. I already knew I was tough, so if I was smart and tough, I was more likely to be a champion. — Cub Swanson

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed. — Bill Watterson

He's a smart man, so I am assuming he will do it. — Michael Newdow

I had lunch the other day with my niece, Emma, and she said, 'You're so smart, Aunt Julia.' And I wanted to say, 'I'm not smart - I'm 41! You're 17!' — Julia Roberts