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I'm sorry. I am just your typical suburban mom that watches Sons of Anarchy, and I think I am all bad ass. I will shut up. — S.E. Leonard

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed." — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though. — Idina Menzel

To my mom, powdered iced tea is almost as bad as the possibility of being left behind in the wake of the rapture. "You — Julie Murphy

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal. — Skylar Grey

I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles. — Rick Riordan

Of everyone here, you are the fish I would like to catch. — Jennie Fields

Death can't be so bad if mom went through it. It makes it easier for the child to follow. — Danny Aiello

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that. — Judith Viorst

I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself. — Oprah Winfrey

I just wanted to tell you that I understand if you go. It's okay if you have to leave us. It's okay if you want to stop fighting. — Gayle Forman

My mother was good at that, making people feel normal. Safe. Like as long as she was there, nothing truly bad could happen. — Jenny Han

And I didn't tell mom what happened. She'd already warned me that bad things could hide in the most unlikely places. — Lorraine Zago Rosenthal

I've always learned when you win a game, no matter what the stats look like, you have to enjoy the victories because they are hard to come by. — Mike Tice

Why did I have to be a good boy just because I had a bad-boy brother? I hated the way my mom and dad did family math. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Prayers and wishes should always be good, but we all think bad thoughts when our feelings get hurt. It's human, V." -Mom — Brenda Woods

Contrary to what you might think, my mom is not an entirely punctual person, so I might have gotten some bad — Anonymous

My mom is very proud of introducing music to all her kids. But I played in some bad rock bands my junior and senior years of high school. — Miles Teller

A keeper is someone who loves you and will protect you no matter what happens. — Laura Camby McCaskill

I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook. — Pixie Lott

People should make up their own mind about what they think of me. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I work too hard, I'd be a really bad mom, unfortunately. I can't even keep a plant! — Maria Ressa

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl. — Sandra Bullock

The amazing thing about being a bike rider is that you always know from the first turn of the pedals what sort of a day you are going to have. — Paul Kimmage

Some Japs killed themselves. Who gives a shit? No tickee, no washee. Where's Charlie Chan and Mr. Moto? It's Sunday morning - this sure beats church. — James Ellroy

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. — Zach Braff

My mom says crying is just your body expelling all the bad stuff. Like a sneeze. Like your soul sneezing. — Jeff Garvin

Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house. — Halldor Laxness

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor. — Kim Harrison

The advertisements during intermissions are the truest reflection of an intermission from life. — Guy Debord

I hate getting yelled at, that'll get you on my bad side. My mom never yelled at me. She just told us what needed to be done and we did it. — Edgerrin James

I like bad boys, and I like to take them home to my mom. — Priyanka Chopra

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt. — Ilona Andrews