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I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My car broke down just the other day,

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By John Piper: Too many Christians are fighting graduate school sins

Too many Christians are fighting graduate school sins with a grammar school knowledge of God. — John Piper

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Ha-Joon Chang: 95% of economics is common sense

95% of economics is common sense — Ha-Joon Chang

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Charles Grodin: I don't miss acting. I don't even see

I don't miss acting. I don't even see movies. I don't see plays. I don't watch television. — Charles Grodin

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Elle Kennedy: I broke up with her to avoid getting

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it — Elle Kennedy

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The room is so small, when I put

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Heather Cocks: How did you not know they broke up?

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Umm thanks for the phone. I think I

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ... — Robert Pattinson

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I broke my arm trying to fold a

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Craig D. Lounsbrough: What rubs off on me is hard to

What rubs off on me is hard to rub off. So, I'd better figure out what I rubbing up against. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By L. Frank Baum: He can't get broke so long as he

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: Nothing broke my heart like the slow death

Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior.

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Justin Alcala: Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream

Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake? — Justin Alcala

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Sarah Masters: No one broke his finger and got away

No one broke his finger and got away with it. — Sarah Masters

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Nikki Rowe: My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Jaime King: But the funny thing is, I broke my

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Fabolous: Being broke is a joke, I never found

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By Lawrence Fertig: A virtue of the free enterprise system is

A virtue of the free enterprise system is that it offers every individual the greatest opportunity for self expression. — Lawrence Fertig

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: Funny thing about glass. When you broke the

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

I'm Broke Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Well, I don't know how to break this

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling