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Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes. — Isaac Marion

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children. — Bill Cosby

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara

Because what you find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world... is what I find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world. — Yumi Sakugawa

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time. — Missy Anne

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts. — Durjoy Datta

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen. — Emo Philips

He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes."
"He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse

Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope

The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas

Look at him," she said, shaking her head. "Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom. — Jamie McGuire

life is creative fun & adventure — Carrie Mortleman

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice. — Barbra Streisand

One doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny. — Brent Weeks

If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny. — Chris Taylor

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed. — Celia Johnson

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. — Amit Kalantri

Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it. — Elizabeth Gilbert

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. — Ernest Hemingway,

For me, noise is not something I use to shock, or because it's funny, or weird, or whatever. I use it because I find it beautiful. — Christian Fennesz

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality". — Stephen Colbert

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story — Sarah Dessen

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it. — Ann Brashares

Funny how you notice how beautiful things are just when you're about to leave them. — Laura Ruby

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry. — Eve Merriam

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. — Jilly Cooper

Raphael met Michaela's gaze. "If you could kill every single beautiful woman in the world, would you?"
Her smile never faded. "In an instant. — Nalini Singh

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true. — Julian Fellowes

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

Here's the thing. I met this girl, this beautiful woman who's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's funny, and brave — Denise Grover Swank

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!" — Steven Wright

So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running. — D.D. Chant

She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny. — Clive James

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears. — Jamie McGuire