Iliza Shlesinger Quotes
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Iliza Shlesinger Quotes & Sayings
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Only do shit you believe in!
— Russell Simmons
As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.
— Iliza Shlesinger
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches.
— Iliza Shlesinger
You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.
— Iliza Shlesinger
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.
— Iliza Shlesinger
This is a horrific day in Boston. My thoughts and prayers are with those who have been injured.
— Deval Patrick
If you don't jump on the new, you don't survive.
— Satya Nadella
If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Never complain about what you permit to be.
— Orrin Woodward
Good gracious, dear, all of life is a spell. You know that.
— Gregory Maguire
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.
— Iliza Shlesinger
