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Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I don't want to watch people fighting.

I don't want to watch people fighting. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: He who saves you from war is better

He who saves you from war is better than he who sends you to war. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: The world mistakes Palestinian military weakness for moral

The world mistakes Palestinian military weakness for moral innocence . — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: 'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: There are just too many Americans grubbing for

There are just too many Americans grubbing for free stuff and a preponderance of Republicans eager to parcel it out in exchange for power. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Men in authority are now a threatened minority.

Men in authority are now a threatened minority. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: When we were on tour, a lot of

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much." — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: The proposition that economist Ludwig von Mises was

The proposition that economist Ludwig von Mises was a feminist is an apodictic impossibility. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I think it'd be pretty cool to fly.

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Dance, in general, has become more atavistic than

Dance, in general, has become more atavistic than artistic. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: In the bureaucracy, incentives will forever be inverted.

In the bureaucracy, incentives will forever be inverted. Failure results in success: in more funds, more training, more time off. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Breaking into a country signals quite reliably a

Breaking into a country signals quite reliably a willingness to break yet more of the invaded country's laws. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central.

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Think of mass immigration into America as a

Think of mass immigration into America as a global 'right of return. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: There is so much power in being able

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: All my brother Eliot and I did as

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: [M]embers of the media-monetary-military-congressional complex are immoral and

[M]embers of the media-monetary-military-congressional complex are immoral and have an allergy to the truth. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: I'm not going to watch two TV shows

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Incarcerating people for their [drug] consumption choices has

Incarcerating people for their [drug] consumption choices has the consistency of arresting a survivor of suicide for attempted murder . — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Gershon: Media ideologies about one medium are always affected

Media ideologies about one medium are always affected by the media ideologies people have about other media. — Ilana Gershon

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: [G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania.

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Socialism is humanity's second nature. All politicians do

Socialism is humanity's second nature. All politicians do is turn human vice into votes. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Liberals can always be trusted to see God

Liberals can always be trusted to see God in Mumia Abu-Jamal and the devil in the Pope. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Mercer: Donald Trump is acting as a political Samson

Donald Trump is acting as a political Samson that threatens to bring the den of iniquity crashing down on its patrons. — Ilana Mercer

Ilana Best Quotes By Ilana Glazer: That's when you know you know somebody. When

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship. — Ilana Glazer