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I don't want to watch people fighting. — Ilana Glazer

He who saves you from war is better than he who sends you to war. — Ilana Mercer

The world mistakes Palestinian military weakness for moral innocence . — Ilana Mercer

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human. — Ilana Glazer

There are just too many Americans grubbing for free stuff and a preponderance of Republicans eager to parcel it out in exchange for power. — Ilana Mercer

Men in authority are now a threatened minority. — Ilana Mercer

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much." — Ilana Glazer

The proposition that economist Ludwig von Mises was a feminist is an apodictic impossibility. — Ilana Mercer

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross. — Ilana Glazer

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language. — Ilana Glazer

Dance, in general, has become more atavistic than artistic. — Ilana Mercer

In the bureaucracy, incentives will forever be inverted. Failure results in success: in more funds, more training, more time off. — Ilana Mercer

Breaking into a country signals quite reliably a willingness to break yet more of the invaded country's laws. — Ilana Mercer

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

Think of mass immigration into America as a global 'right of return. — Ilana Mercer

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. — Ilana Glazer

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry. — Ilana Glazer

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that. — Ilana Glazer

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches. — Ilana Glazer

[M]embers of the media-monetary-military-congressional complex are immoral and have an allergy to the truth. — Ilana Mercer

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer

Incarcerating people for their [drug] consumption choices has the consistency of arresting a survivor of suicide for attempted murder . — Ilana Mercer

Media ideologies about one medium are always affected by the media ideologies people have about other media. — Ilana Gershon

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania. — Ilana Mercer

Socialism is humanity's second nature. All politicians do is turn human vice into votes. — Ilana Mercer

Liberals can always be trusted to see God in Mumia Abu-Jamal and the devil in the Pope. — Ilana Mercer

Donald Trump is acting as a political Samson that threatens to bring the den of iniquity crashing down on its patrons. — Ilana Mercer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship. — Ilana Glazer