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You certainly would not ask anyone else to do something so psychotic. And if you did I would be highly offended. — Tarryn Fisher

I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic — Bill Hicks

But it is a writer's duty to write and speak and record the truth, always the truth, no matter whom may be offended. — Edward Abbey

I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people] want, you're screwed. — Tim Robbins

None is offended but by himselfe. — George Herbert

People who wish to be offended will always find some occasion for taking offense. — John Wesley

If a female employee is offended, a boss would like her to tell him, not sue him. — Warren Farrell

Don't be offended when people tell you you're crazy. Use it as an excuse to do whatever you want! — Dan Pearce

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman

Being offended has replaced baseball as our greatest national pastime. — Kim Hunt Harris

Stand fast in the faith, and love one another, all of you, and be not offended at my sufferings. — Vivia Perpetua

I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understand are the people I want to connect to, anyway. — Caitlin Stasey

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself. — Mark Twain

This book contains a lot of "bad" words. So if you are easily offended, go fuck yourself. — Oliver Markus

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't. — Eoin Colfer

Who cuts is easily wounded. The readier you are to offend the sooner you are offended. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Jesus was a master of grace: he attracted sinners and moral outcasts even as he offended the religious and responsible people of his day. — Philip Yancey

I would never condone violence against women in any form, and for all of those I offended, I am sincerely sorry. — Russell Simmons

I ripped a tissue out of the box as if it had personally offended me, which it did. Fucking tissue. — C.D. Reiss

Adrian frowned. 'Is that a noose?' 'It's a tie!' I cried, trying not to feel offended. He laughed, clearly delighted at this. 'My mistake. — Richelle Mead

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

If you have to say "no offense" to someone, you have already offended them. — Meg Cabot

People get offended by animal rights campaigns. It's ludicrous. It's not as bad as mass animal death in a factory. — Richard Gere

It's a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it. — Barbara Walters

Having me in the dining-room was almost the equivalent of having a Raeburn on the walls; I was classy, I was heavily varnished, and I offended nobody. — Robertson Davies

It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up — Tara Sivec

The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour. — George Mikes

Don't go getting offended my friend, I have much worse things to say to you.-Ad'Dam, Journey from Atremes — Riley Amos Westbrook

Well!" the woman cried, offended. "See if I ever come to visit Genovia!" "No one wants you there," Lars informed her — Meg Cabot

I was already obsessed. The test had offended me by giving me questions I couldn't answer. I intended to kill it. — Ned Vizzini

I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves. — Richard C. Armitage

Don't be offended when people don't seem to get you. Not everyone recognizes brilliance — Linda Poindexter

Any man who is capable of being offended or insulted after the age of forty is either immature or a damned hypocrite." (Senator) — Leonard Holton

It's impossible to have met the real Jesus and be indifferent. You either bow down in wonder OR go away offended. — Timothy Keller

If someone has offended you, start sowing forgiveness. You may need some yourself someday. — Joyce Meyer

If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong. — Noam Chomsky

Don't change your mind just because people are offended; change your mind if you're wrong. — Criss Jami

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child. — Doug Stanhope

If someone corrects you, and you feel offended, then you have an ego problem. — Nouman Ali Khan

I will only be offended if you refuse to kiss me again, as then I'll be convinced I'm a failure at it. — Eve Edwards

I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams. — Sameh Elsayed

If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it. — Eminem

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. — Tucker Max

If you're offended, it's your problem. — Salman Rushdie

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents. — Doug Stanhope

If you take the the insults of your fellow human beings personally, you will be offended for the rest of your life. — Deepak Chopra

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. — William Shakespeare

But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime. — Rick Riordan

I am offended only by certain sorts of wallpaper — Thomas Pynchon

No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment. — Jane Austen

The one to whom nothing was refused, whose tears were always wiped away by an anxious mother, will not abide being offended.
- De Ira 2.21.6 — Seneca.

People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like. — Eminem

As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis

Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three or four times. — Josh Silver

I won't go with you," Allan told me.
I scowled. "No one asked you to come."
He looked offended in a rather dire way. "Who will entertain you? — A.C. Gaughen

And then she knew. Her friends and neighbors were angry at her because she had overstepped, given too much, offended them by excess. — Toni Morrison

When I bore you, just tell me to shut up, I won't be offended.'
'I like to listen,' Stu said.
'Then you are one of God's chosen. Let's go. — Stephen King

I couldn't afford to be offended. — Zadie Smith

Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended. — Tyler Seguin

For an instant he was offended, but immediately knew he could not be offended with her because she was himself. — Leo Tolstoy

Don't be offended if you encounter some good-natured ribbing; the idea of
writing a novel in a month deserves to be laughed at. — Chris Baty

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended. — John Bartlett

While conscience is our friend, all is at peace; however once it is offended, farewell to a tranquil mind. — Mary Wortley Montagu

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything. — Anthony Jeselnik

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

And he had offended love. Fuck him ragged had Kennedy offended love. — John Niven

We have less reason to be surprised or offended when we find others differ from us in opinions because we very often differ from ourselves. — Samuel Johnson

How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me. — Eve Jagger

Viveca's clients were mostly upper-middle class and lower-upper class.Being of these classes , they're easily offended. — Gillian Flynn

Remember that being offended is not the same thing as being right. — Dave Barry

She left me, offended at my want of sympathy, and thinking, no doubt, that I envied her. I did not - at least, I firmly believed I did not. — Anne Bronte

Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League — Larry Correia

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said. — Jerome Corsi

Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it. — Gary L. Graybill

Getting offended is the bait of Satan for the believer. — David McGee