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If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By R.K. Lilley: If you can't be civil to my girlfriend

If you can't be civil to my girlfriend you can fucking walk away. — R.K. Lilley

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Randal Kleiser: I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs,

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Kim Raver: When I need a break from the boys,

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Collin Raye: And if it all falls apart, I will

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you. — Collin Raye

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Jessica Alba: I can't tell you how great it is

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Sari Botton: They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Timothy Ferriss: As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Brittany Murphy: I ask a lot because I'm very curious

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Harry Styles: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Ashton Irwin: It would be a bit awkward to be

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: There was nothing quite like being put in

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Greyson Chance: My fans are all my girlfriends

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I went to church. It didn't help. In

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Frank Black: I listen to Neil Young and jazz and

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Gary Mule Deer: My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. — Gary Mule Deer

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Zack Ryder: Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Megan Applegate: You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Anyone who says I would never hit a

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Vincent H. O'Neil: Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Cara McKenna: Wouldn't it be a waste to not try

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

If You're My Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris