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My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot. — Casey Wilson

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? — P.C. Cast

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. — Andrew Stanton

Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle his newspaper suggestively. — Donna Leon

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things. — Ken Kesey

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. — O. Henry

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. — Neal Stephenson

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. — Billy Crystal

It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. — Jasinda Wilder

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny! — Richard Belzer

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. — Melissa McCarthy

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom. — Sol Luckman

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. — Harold Ramis

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.' — George Burns

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. — Ridley Scott

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci