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If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Casey Wilson: My parents are both super funny, and I

My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot. — Casey Wilson

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By P.C. Cast: Who knew hitting my head and passing out

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? — P.C. Cast

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Andrew Stanton: Even as a kid I was never the

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. — Andrew Stanton

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Donna Leon: Though everyone in the bar knew who he

Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle his newspaper suggestively. — Donna Leon

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Then there was a man who said, 'I

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: I get a lot of letters - a

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Ken Kesey: He knew you can't really be strong until

He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things. — Ken Kesey

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By O. Henry: If men knew how women pass the time

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. — O. Henry

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Neal Stephenson: He had spoken with such absolute confidence that

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. — Neal Stephenson

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Billy Crystal: From the first time I saw Sid Caesar

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. — Billy Crystal

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Sharon Stone: It's funny, but I never knew I was

It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Les Dawson: I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: I'm funny all the time. You just never

I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now. — Jasinda Wilder

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Richard Belzer: I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny! — Richard Belzer

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly, I took

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. — Rodney Dangerfield

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Rachel Vincent: The moment the door opened I knew an

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly, she had

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy: Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that.

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. — Melissa McCarthy

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: I knew I was in deep shit. I

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom. — Sol Luckman

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By John Green: I wish I knew how to quit you,

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Harold Ramis: Acting is all about big hair and funny

Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. — Harold Ramis

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By George Burns: When asked in his late 90s if his

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.' — George Burns

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: I never knew what an engineer did for

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By Ridley Scott: I knew exactly what to do on Alien,

I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. — Ridley Scott

If You Only Knew Funny Quotes By David Baldacci: Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci