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You can say what you want about me, but don't mess with my wife. — Paul Henderson

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences. — Francine Pascal

That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise) — Jennifer Crusie

You should probably stay away from me," I say, resting my head on my knees. "I'm a mess. — Trish Doller

I'm His girl. You don't mess with God's girl. I got a sign on my forehead that says: You better be nice to me, for my Father owns the world. — Gianna Jessen

Delete, delete, delete. No way am I letting their negativity mess me up. I have enough to worry about. — Sharon M. Draper

You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed. — Jeff Ross

it would be a real pity to die when I'd finally put tabs on who had gotten me into this mess - — Jim Butcher

Literature got me into this mess and literature is going to have to get me out of it. — Philip Roth

All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about, if you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby baby, all my life I've been good — Avril Lavigne

Open her heart to me, please, God. After the mess I've made of things, I can't do this on my own. — Karen Kingsbury

He made me mess the song up when I looked at him ... We can show the kids the tape and say, Look, that's when we first laid eyes on each other. — Edie Brickell

The key to life," he told me once, "is to avoid the highs and the lows. It's the peaks and valleys that mess you up. — Tayari Jones

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Anybody who's ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me. — Nancy Pelosi

But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking. — Woody Allen

The world could do with a good deal more mess, if you ask me, he said. — Kurt Vonnegut

The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me. — Glenn Close

Non fiction? Non fiction?! Listen, reality is what got me into this mess in the first place. — Justin Alcala

I think you just made me forget my own name. Not even amnesia managed that. — Amy Andrews

This country right now owes $19 trillion. And they need somebody like me to straighten out that mess. — Donald Trump

You mess with my sister, you're messing with me! — Loretta Livingstone

I rarely take time to feel embarrassed. I just figure it's God keeping me humble, and try not to mess up again. — Peggy Perry

Whatever happens to me in life, I must believe that somewhere, In the mess or madness of it all, There is a sacred potential - — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons. — Mike Mignola

Manage me, I'm a mess
Turn a page, I'm a book
Half unread — All Time Low

Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess. — Jessica Alba

Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt! — Michael Rooker

All those clean, fresh starts had made me forget what it was like, until now, to be messy and honest and out of control. To be real. — Sarah Dessen

Music always makes me feel less alone in the mess. — Brene Brown

'Dirty Jobs' is a fun, simple little show with huge themes under it. For me, it's penance, it's redemption, it's a sweaty mess. — Mike Rowe

My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I hate him." Poseidon to his brother, Zeus. — Yelle Hughes

Some days I totally appreciate everything that's happening to me, and some days I feel everyone's waiting for me to mess up. — Taylor Swift

When all those city folks try to fix up my talking, all they do is mess me up. — Loretta Lynn