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We are missing Michael.
But we do know we had him, and we are the world. — Maya Angelou

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

Lyrics have to be underwritten. That's why poets generally make poor lyric writers because the language is too rich. You get drowned in it. — Stephen Sondheim

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

They too wonder about the nature of existence, where they've come from and where they're going to and how much time they have. — Frederick Lenz

All my life I have been faithful to love. — Jaroslav Seifert

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

Roll on, thou ball, roll on!
Through pathless realms of Space — W.S. Gilbert

My motto has always been that anybody can do it better than me. — Paul Orfalea

Don't dress for others, dress for yourself. Clothes should be an extension of what you represent and what you feel inside. — Marco Pierre White

Sometimes you just need to throw on your giraffe shirt and stick your neck out to help someone who needs it! — Brenda Lochinger

Alas! how deeply painful is all payment! — Lord Byron

He has the attention span of a hummingbird. — Christopher Moore

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

I think there's a kind of love relationship between an actor and an audience, and this is something I really feel with the audiences in France. — Francois Cluzet

Do not suffer interim losses, relish and appreciate them — Seth Klarman

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones