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A book has got smell. A new book smells great. An old book smells even better. An old book smells like ancient Egypt. — Ray Bradbury

I realize how close my face is to his back. I can smell him, and fuck, he smells like man dipped in chocolate, covered with fuckable sprinkles. — Bella Jewel

I don't know what heaven smells like, but if it doesn't smell like freshly baked cookies, I will be really disappointed. — Rachel Hawkins

Wild honey smells of freedom
The dust - of sunlight
The mouth of a young girl, like a violet
But gold - smells of nothing. — Anna Akhmatova

Proper writing ink comes in a bottle, can be swirled like brandy in a glass, and smells like apple blossom after rain. — Fennel Hudson

You don't hate him."
"I do," Georgie said. "His face is always wet, and the best thing he smells like is bacon bits. — Rainbow Rowell

Death smells like birthday cake. — Maggie Stiefvater

Next to her Percy coughed. This place smells like my ex-stepfather. — Rick Riordan

Jealousy smells like the water in the bottom of a flower vase after the flowers have died. — Megan Hart

I have a candle on the bus that smells like caramel brownie. I love anything that smells like food! — Carrie Underwood

When she bleeds the smells I know change colour. There is iron in her soul on those days. She smells like a gun. — Jeanette Winterson

I like a man who smells good. Puts on cologne; lotions his body. It keeps me wanting. I like feeling that way. — Jill Scott

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin

Have you ever confused your senses? Something taste like another thing smells? — Katherine Reay

My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice. — James P. Hogan

My shower doesn't make everything go away. The world doesn't feel like a bigger, brighter place because my hair smells like coconuts. — Jolene Perry

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls. — Daniel Tosh

Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap. — Thomas Golden Jr.

Nonfiction that smells like fiction is neither. — David Mitchell

Smells like home. — Suzanne Collins

Your soul stained my shoulders. my whole life smells like you. this will take time. undoing you from my blood. — Nayyirah Waheed

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees. — Eoin Colfer

Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat. — Terrell Owens

Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant. — Fanny Merkin

He laughs, "I call that Eau de Vane. It's my signature fragrance"
"Well. it smells like something died — Shannon Messenger

He was in love with aspects of her. Andre wasn't capable of expressing himself like other people. He dreamt in smells, he heard music in colours. — Kathleen Tessaro

Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm living through some vampire romance where you can't be near me because my blood smells delicious. — Lucy Keating

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? — Toni Sorenson

EA: Is it the smoke that smells like vanilla?
Audience: Yeah.
EA: Yeah, they do that to mask the chemicals that are actually killing you. — Emilie Autumn

You know, when George Bush talks about freedom not being America's gift to world but God's gift to all humankind, it smells like market testing to me. — Joe Klein

Ranger's gonna hate this," Tank said. "Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel. — Janet Evanovich

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

It smells like mulberries."
"Sometimes it smells like bananas or artichokes. — Seanan McGuire

He smells so damn good. Like my favorite song. — Diana T. Scott

You want us to go in there
seriously?" He stared at the cave. "It smells like death. Horrible, farty death. — Andrea Cremer

CLARE: The library is cool and smells like carpet cleaner, although all I can see is marble. — Audrey Niffenegger

Blech! Smells like Chewbacca's burned butt hair. Where the hell am I? — Julie Ann Walker

Some things are just universal.
Like the known scientific fact that the colder and wetter you are, the better bacon smells frying. — Elizabeth Bear

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage! — Mehmet Murat Ildan