If I'm Pregnant Quotes
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If I'm Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.
— C. G. Jung
At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens.
— Richard Aldington
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success.
— Brigid Kemmerer
You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap.
— K. Bromberg
Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock.
— Giuliana Rancic
Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.
— Art Linkletter
When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
— Bill Cosby
When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver.
— Abdolkarim Soroush
I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.'
— Vanessa Lachey
If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant.
— Khloe Kardashian
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
— Scylar Tyberius
A pause. It might have been pregnant. I've never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.
— Lois Greiman
I had bad endometriosis when I was younger, and a doctor told me I'd have a lot of trouble getting pregnant.
— Liane Moriarty
It looked so quiet and peaceful around. But the stillness was the sleep of swords.
— Zora Neale Hurston
Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.
— Mary McCormack
was pregnant, his father had written back
— Julie Orringer
The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.
— Gottfried Leibniz
The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form.
— Oliver Goldsmith
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.
— Benazir Bhutto
![If I'm Pregnant Quotes By Kim Kardashian: I couldn't care less if they [the media]](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/if-im-pregnant-quotes-by-kim-kardashian-429839.jpg "If I'm Pregnant Quotes By Kim Kardashian: I couldn't care less if they [the media]")
I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother.
— Kim Kardashian
I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with pregnant.
— Angelina Jolie
I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?
— Chelsea Handler
I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
— Tori Spelling
Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely.
— Robin Hobb
I think my mom drove by a nuclear power plant when she was pregnant. But I wouldn't be in 'The Station Agent' if she hadn't.
— Peter Dinklage
I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread.
— Gary Danielson
The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair
— Olive B. Persimmon
I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
— Katharine Graham
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
— Busy Philipps
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly.
— Carol Vorderman
Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
— Sandra Bernhard
When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant.
— Stephen King
I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
— Jennifer Garner
When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.
— Andy Warhol
This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years.
— Abbi Glines
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
— Erma Bombeck
Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!
— Carmen DeSousa
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
— Queen Victoria
Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny.
— William Godwin
Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
— Ashlee Simpson
There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death.
— George H. W. Bush
A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance.
— Sophocles
I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.
— Kim Gruenenfelder
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
— Chelsea Handler
We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again.
— Katie Ashley
Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.
— Charles De Lint
We are pregnant with freedom.
— Assata Shakur
