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Everything psychic is pregnant with the future. — C. G. Jung

At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens. — Richard Aldington

Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny. — Mason Cooley

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. — Dane Cook

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson

Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success. — Brigid Kemmerer

You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap. — K. Bromberg

A deed happens in a definite place at a definite time, but if it be sufficiently great and pregnant, its virtue radiates everywhere in time and space. — George Sarton

Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock. — Giuliana Rancic

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant. — Art Linkletter

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. — Sara Gruen

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. — Bill Cosby

When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver. — Abdolkarim Soroush

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. — Marcia Cross

I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.' — Vanessa Lachey

If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant. — Khloe Kardashian

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant. — Scylar Tyberius

A pause. It might have been pregnant. I've never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not. — Lois Greiman

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. — Karl Marx

I had bad endometriosis when I was younger, and a doctor told me I'd have a lot of trouble getting pregnant. — Liane Moriarty

It looked so quiet and peaceful around. But the stillness was the sleep of swords. — Zora Neale Hurston

Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant. — Mary McCormack

was pregnant, his father had written back — Julie Orringer

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future. — Gottfried Leibniz

The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form. — Oliver Goldsmith

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. — Benazir Bhutto

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser

Well, if it's as easy as catching my future from a blood relative, then I guess I'm due to be a drunk, pregnant, dropout stripper any day now. — A.S. King

I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother. — Kim Kardashian

I never feel comfortable modeling when I'm pregnant, even if I'm not showing. — Kylie Bax

I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with pregnant. — Angelina Jolie

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! — Tori Spelling

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

I think my mom drove by a nuclear power plant when she was pregnant. But I wouldn't be in 'The Station Agent' if she hadn't. — Peter Dinklage

I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread. — Gary Danielson

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now. — M.F. Moonzajer

The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock. — Katharine Graham

People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase. We'll see. — Mariah Carey

If silences could be pregnant, then this one went to full term. — Alison Weir

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get. — Busy Philipps

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain. — Rumi

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. — Carol Vorderman

Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant. — Sandra Bernhard

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight. — Jennifer Garner

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant. — Andy Warhol

This better not be a pregnant thing or your hot little ass is gonna live knocked up for the next thirty years. — Abbi Glines

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. — Erma Bombeck

Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out! — Carmen DeSousa

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. — Queen Victoria

I feel that I am pregnant by music, and it is the father and mother of my child. — R. Kelly

Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny. — William Godwin

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson

There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death. — George H. W. Bush

A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance. — Sophocles

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. — Kim Gruenenfelder

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

We can barely be in the same room without conceiving, so it's just inevitable that she'll get pregnant again. — Katie Ashley

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. — Molly Ivins

Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place. — Charles De Lint

We are pregnant with freedom. — Assata Shakur

It's too bad Mitch can't be the pregnant one.
Oh my God, he'd love that. — Rainbow Rowell

Being a feminist is like being pregnant. You either are or you are not. You either believe in the full equality of men and women or you do not. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie