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I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. — Jasper Fforde

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

It's your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn't. Home is death. — Jeff Abbott

If there were a God, which I'm not certain that there is, do you think this night would be a form of apology — Brittainy C. Cherry

When I was a teenager in the late 30's and early 40's, electronics wasn't a word. You were interested in radio if you were interested in electronics. — Ken Olsen

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are. — C.S. Lewis

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for — David Duchovny

I'm not sure what I'd do with you if you were respectable. — Richelle Mead

How can he do this? If you were mine, I would fight to keep you. I would die, before I let you go. — Juliet Marillier

Sometimes I wonder if you remember things the way they really were. — Jennifer McMahon

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. — Kim Harrison

I can't tell one from the other:I find you or you find me?There was a time before we were born If someone asks, this is where I'll be. — David Byrne

I think that if you were somehow able to measure the weight of human kindness, it would have weighed more on 9/11 than it ever had. — David Levithan

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more. — Christopher Paolini

If love is sex
we were in love.
& if love outlasts
the body, then
I am you,
it is fair to say. — Jesse Lee Kercheval

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you. — Olga Goa

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you. — Scarlett Dawn

Okay. What if we were the last two people on Earth?" "Then you'd still end up being the last, because I'd kill myself. — Rick Yancey

I think ... if things were different. If we were closer ... You'd be it for me, Star Girl. Is that stupid to say? That I think I could love you? — Nyrae Dawn

If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that. — Michelle Obama

How I hate you," he said softly. "If hate were stone I could build a tower into the clouds. — Jack Vance

If I were I human, I'd plow the nicest farm for you. — Susan Ee

You know, if I were an - if I were a Taliban, I'd say, 'What did al-Qaida ever do for me except get me kicked out of Afghanistan?' — Robert M. Gates

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. — Roseanne Barr

Any man who isn't married by thirty-five is either gay or he's got skeletons in his closet. — Lisa Renee Jones

I realized some of the pitfalls of being well-known; it was nice if you were successful, but it made it just that much harder to take when you failed. — Lawrence Welk

If I wasn't certain you were bigger than my thumb, I should've guessed your dress was fashioned from rose petals and spiders' web. — Jessica Brockmole

Gurl,if you were a flower I will plant you in heart,watering you with my blood and cover you with my body. — Knight Mayor

What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now? — Jon Krakauer

BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If I thought you were insane, I'd tell you -Anita — Eileen Cook

It's a house. Maybe if you were here with me, I'd see it more as a home. — Jaime Reese

You and I were meant to be together, even if we weren't meant to be happy. — Stacey T. Hunt

John softened, and many years later he said to me, "You know, if we were ever to divorce, I get the cat." There is a — Katherine Paterson

If I were to paint you, I would use every color. — Amy Harmon

I'm not ashamed of who you are. And the only time I would look down on you is if I were helping you back up. — Belle Aurora

You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better. — Cassandra Clare

What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice. — Robert Goddard

I believe that if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave, from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps. — Benito Perez Galdos

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. — Abraham H. Maslow

If I'd known you were out there, I would've begun searching for you thousands of years ago. — Donna Grant

Beck said he didn't believe in the theory of a song coming through you as if you were an open vessel. I agree with him to a certain extent. — Sheryl Crow

If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall. — Myra McEntire

I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago. — Ben Stein

I daydreamed that when you grow up there are more bullies and how wonderful that would be if it were true, but, it's not. — Taylor Swift

When I see a young girl, I can see why you would be attracted if you were a man. I remember when it was like that for me, too, and it was nice. — Charlotte Rampling

If I were human, I would have been the first in line for you . . ." He looks away. "But — Susan Ee

Well, I met Sandy Bullock at an awards thing a couple years ago, and she said to me, 'If I were gay, you'd be the one.' and I said, 'I'm there!' — Emma Thompson

The name's David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I'm also not my own father, if you were wondering. — Jarod Kintz

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?' — Dick Cavett

One thing I know, whispered Savannah, is that if he was quiet, and you were quiet, and neither of you minded it, then you are in love. — Nancy E. Turner

If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you. — John Scalzi

He's not really my man," I protested.
One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was. — Katie MacAlister

If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? — Jarod Kintz

I should rather have you than a heap of gold, even if it were very comfortable to sleep on. — Naomi Novik

I went to a Christian college. You would be expelled if you were caught in a movie theater. It was ridiculous. — Wes Craven

If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young. — Caroline Kepnes

I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not. — Lady Gaga

Anger surges in me and I stand up. "You have no right -"
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right? — Lisa Renee Jones

If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive. — Kevin Hart

Endless nights took on my whole life. Or so I thought. It turns out that all your friends, they were just mean, dressed up. — Tegan Quin

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

Even if I were lying on the sun itself, I would be freezing there without you. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling to get work again. If it were easy, I don't think that's a good place for an artist to work from. — Tatiana Maslany

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

If a tear fell from my eyes,
Each time I wished you were with me,
I would have an ocean shore outside my door. — Stacey Chillemi

I'd stop anyone from taking that smile from you. I would, if I were allowed. — Melissa Marr

And you can't miss what you don't know. Except . . ." I lean forward so that I'm facing her. "What if we were wrong? — Jen Malone

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. — William Goldman

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

By God, if I were twenty years younger," he thundered, "I'd drag you outside and horsewhip you!" Steven — Linda Lael Miller

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

I wonder what kind of sound it would make if I were to smash this glass against the side of his head. — Colleen Hoover

TO MY MIND, PUSHKIN BEST SUMS UP THE SEASON: Lovely summer, how I could cherish you / If heat and dust and gnats and flies were banished. — Paul Russell

You've looked in the mirror long enough.
See everything as if it were narrated by another. — John-Talmage Mathis

Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young? Were you a gamester at five or at seven?
Marina: Earlier too, sir, if now I be one. — William Shakespeare

If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them! — Abu Hanifa

I love PBS! I grew up on it. If I had to say which channels were good, I'd say, you got your PBS, your History Channel, your Discovery. — Nas

If you look at my life, generally, I've been put in situations which were difficult and which I conquered. — Madeleine Albright

If I were not to put my arms out; would I have not caught you when you fell — Jeremy Aldana

If I'd known you were such a lush, I'd have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you? — Jeaniene Frost

I'd still love you even if you were just a head in a box, Travis McRayne. — T.C. Blue

If you were to ask me what I want to do - I don't want to be a celebrity, I want to make a difference. — Lady Gaga

If I heard somebody else say, 'I worked on a movie for five years', I'd be like, 'What? How could it take that long? What were you doing?' — Spike Jonze

You are quite mad." The smoke had filled her eyes with tears. "If you were better born, I'd marry you. — George R R Martin

Do not trust the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you or I were going to be hanged. — Oliver Cromwell

Leah," he said, his voice rough with emotion. "I could suffer through anything if you were my reward. — Priscilla Glenn

At the end of the day, you can't regret it if you were trying. At the end of the day I'm walking with a heart of a lion. — Kid Cudi

Fighting for men back then, I think, was just more a way of life, especially if you were a soldier obviously. — Channing Tatum

To any kind of sex, if you were honest. I've got a pole, you've got a hole, that's what it all came down to. — Victor J. Banis

Austerity, if I were to define, I'll say, It's YOU. — Vikrmn

You said you were bad for me."
"I am, but I'm starting to wonder if you might be good for me. — Sophie Oak

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. — Nancy Astor

You can never have enough trophies. If there were ten to be won a year I'd want to win them all! That's not being greedy, it's just a natural thing. — Thierry Henry

I write a story as if it were a letter to someone and essentially, that's what you do. — Theodore Sturgeon

If I were trying to sweep you off your feet, you'd be swept. Period. - Adam from Moonlight — Lisa Kessler

When you take it away do it slowly and easily make it as if I were dying in my sleep instead of in my life, amen. — Charles Bukowski

You hear about actors who were doing five years on a series as lovers and actually hated each other. I don't know if I could pull it off. — Julianna Margulies

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

I would never say, "I'm retired." I believe if I decided to just not work, in six months everybody would just forget whether you were working or not. — Jack Nicholson