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If I Were Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: I don't even feel so sure of that

I don't even feel so sure of that any more. I mean, if we were a couple, he'd be here, wouldn't he? He'd be here with me. — Sophie Kinsella

If I Were Quotes By Victor Hugo: If I were Jesus Christ, I would save

If I were Jesus Christ, I would save Judas. — Victor Hugo

If I Were Quotes By Jasper Fforde: I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. — Jasper Fforde

If I Were Quotes By Ian Anderson: I can never make up my mind if

I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player, or if I wish I were Eric Clapton. — Ian Anderson

If I Were Quotes By Penny Reid: I was asked if I'd had a chance

I was asked if I'd had a chance to spend any time gambling since we'd arrived. I wanted to respond that life was a gamble, and we were all losers. — Penny Reid

If I Were Quotes By Anonymous: If I were to receive a pair of

If I were to receive a pair of the blessed prophetic sandals to place on my head, then I shall consider myself no less than a fully crowned king. — Anonymous

If I Were Quotes By Marisa Calin: If we were watching a show for two

If we were watching a show for two hours I would go if it meant being with her. — Marisa Calin

If I Were Quotes By Theodore Dalrymple: I learned early in my life that if

I learned early in my life that if people were offered the opportunity of tranquility, they often reject it and choose torment instead. — Theodore Dalrymple

If I Were Quotes By Dorothy Dunnett: Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed

Repressively, Lymond himself answered. "I dislike being discussed as if I were a disease. Nobody 'got' me," he said. — Dorothy Dunnett

If I Were Quotes By Albert Einstein: When I am judging a theory, I ask

When I am judging a theory, I ask myself whether, if I were God, I would have arranged the world in such a way. — Albert Einstein

If I Were Quotes By Jack Gleeson: If I were to have a dream job,

If I were to have a dream job, it would probably be a poet. Then again, I don't think I'm a very good poet! — Jack Gleeson

If I Were Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

If I Were Quotes By Elizabeth Berg: If I were to draw on a paper

If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it. — Elizabeth Berg

If I Were Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I did wonder if there really was such

I did wonder if there really was such a person as Aslan: but then sometimes I wondered if there were really people like you. Yet there you are. — C.S. Lewis

If I Were Quotes By Jonathan Dunne: I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages

I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps... — Jonathan Dunne

If I Were Quotes By Albert Sidney Johnston: I would fight them if they were a

I would fight them if they were a million! — Albert Sidney Johnston

If I Were Quotes By Willie Booker: If I were to die tomorrow, then I'll

If I were to die tomorrow, then I'll like to know I made the most of my life today. — Willie Booker

If I Were Quotes By Heather Demetrios: I had to tell him we were like

I had to tell him we were like a collage. Pieces that could be put back together in a new way, a better way. If I didn't say it now, I never would. — Heather Demetrios

If I Were Quotes By Philip Larkin: Depression hangs over me as if I were

Depression hangs over me as if I were Iceland. — Philip Larkin

If I Were Quotes By Jennifer McMahon: Sometimes I wonder if you remember things the

Sometimes I wonder if you remember things the way they really were. — Jennifer McMahon

If I Were Quotes By Warren Zevon: I loved Hendrix. I mean, really, really loved

I loved Hendrix. I mean, really, really loved him. As if he were one of the great classical composers. And he was. That's how I saw him. — Warren Zevon

If I Were Quotes By Marilyn Manson: If I were in a room full of

If I were in a room full of people, I'd rather be the person who is more interesting than the one who is wallpaper. — Marilyn Manson

If I Were Quotes By Tabitha Soren: At NBC I wasn't really sure if the

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic. — Tabitha Soren

If I Were Quotes By Maria Schell: If there were one city I should pick

If there were one city I should pick to live in, it would be New York. It is a city where I walk down the street and feel anything is possible. — Maria Schell

If I Were Quotes By Ian Smith: If my children were hungry I should think

If my children were hungry I should think I would steal to feed them. — Ian Smith

If I Were Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: As to the whiskers, having never worn any,

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

If I Were Quotes By Heather Demetrios: If I were a real Creek View girl,

If I were a real Creek View girl, the kind Josh liked, I'd be hammered right now, not thinking about my dead father. — Heather Demetrios

If I Were Quotes By Gillian Flynn: All this could have been avoided if I

All this could have been avoided if I were less pretty. — Gillian Flynn

If I Were Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: I don't like to hear cut and dried

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. — Abraham Lincoln

If I Were Quotes By Pippa DaCosta: I considered how the princes were masters of

I considered how the princes were masters of manipulation and wondered if Ahkeel knew exactly how this would end and if I'd survive his game. — Pippa DaCosta

If I Were Quotes By G.I. Gurdjieff: Consider everything belonging to another as if it

Consider everything belonging to another as if it were your own, and so treat it. — G.I. Gurdjieff

If I Were Quotes By John Green: If people were rain, I was drizzle. She

If people were rain, I was drizzle. She was hurricane. — John Green

If I Were Quotes By Cynthia Sax: The things I previously thought were important -

The things I previously thought were important - fashion, money, pride, belonging - mean nothing if I lose Hawke. — Cynthia Sax

If I Were Quotes By Lauren Layne: If I thought Fridays were awesome when I

If I thought Fridays were awesome when I was a full-time student, they're downright euphoric now that I'm part of the regular workforce. — Lauren Layne

If I Were Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: If I were a better artist, I'd be

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons! — Charles M. Schulz

If I Were Quotes By Confucius: If some years were added to my life,

If some years were added to my life, I would give fifty to the study of the Yi, and then I might come to be without great faults. — Confucius

If I Were Quotes By Stephen King: When I was a kid, my mother said,

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

If I Were Quotes By Hiroshi Yamamoto: If I were afraid of getting hurt, nothing

If I were afraid of getting hurt, nothing would change. Ibis — Hiroshi Yamamoto

If I Were Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Even if I were lying on the sun

Even if I were lying on the sun itself, I would be freezing there without you. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I Were Quotes By Joanna Baillie: If my heart were not light, I would

If my heart were not light, I would die. — Joanna Baillie

If I Were Quotes By Ebenezer Elliott: If't were not for my cat and dog,

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. — Ebenezer Elliott

If I Were Quotes By Andy Samberg: I'm a tearless clown. If I were to

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. — Andy Samberg

If I Were Quotes By Saul Bellow: Instead I often felt unusually light and swift-paced,

Instead I often felt unusually light and swift-paced, as if I were on a weightless bicycle and sprinting through the star world. — Saul Bellow

If I Were Quotes By Jeremy Scahill: If I were to read about me purely

If I were to read about me purely on Twitter, I wouldn't know what to make of me. — Jeremy Scahill

If I Were Quotes By Nancy Pelosi: I have deep emotions about the American people.

I have deep emotions about the American people. If I were to cry for anything, I would cry for them and the policies that they're about to face. — Nancy Pelosi

If I Were Quotes By Lady Gaga: I don't want to live in a country

I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not. — Lady Gaga

If I Were Quotes By Amin Maalouf: I look at the world and my own

I look at the world and my own life as if I were a stranger. I wish for nothing, except perhaps that time would stop. — Amin Maalouf

If I Were Quotes By Tegan Quin: Endless nights took on my whole life. Or

Endless nights took on my whole life. Or so I thought. It turns out that all your friends, they were just mean, dressed up. — Tegan Quin

If I Were Quotes By Muhammad Ali: If America were in a just war I'd

If America were in a just war I'd volunteer for the front line. I'd do the shuffling and win the war. — Muhammad Ali

If I Were Quotes By Kevin Hart: If you look at me in 'Ride Along,'

If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive. — Kevin Hart

If I Were Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series,

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

If I Were Quotes By Fidel Castro: If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event,

If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal. — Fidel Castro

If I Were Quotes By Aldous Huxley: I believe one would write better if the

I believe one would write better if the climate were bad. If there were a lot of wind and storms for example ... — Aldous Huxley

If I Were Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: If I were an athlete I'd be past

If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit. — Jonathan Tropper

If I Were Quotes By Lisa Renee Jones: Anger surges in me and I stand up.

Anger surges in me and I stand up. "You have no right -"
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right? — Lisa Renee Jones

If I Were Quotes By Peter Dinklage: If I was born 400 years ago instead

If I was born 400 years ago instead of now, I wouldn't have the life I have. There were freak shows, and there was horrible discrimination. — Peter Dinklage

If I Were Quotes By Tara Bray Smith: I used to always read with a pen

I used to always read with a pen in my hand, as if the author and I were in a conversation. — Tara Bray Smith

If I Were Quotes By Paul Russell: TO MY MIND, PUSHKIN BEST SUMS UP THE

TO MY MIND, PUSHKIN BEST SUMS UP THE SEASON: Lovely summer, how I could cherish you / If heat and dust and gnats and flies were banished. — Paul Russell

If I Were Quotes By Mary Astell: If none were to Marry, but Men of

If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled. — Mary Astell

If I Were Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I wonder what kind of sound it would

I wonder what kind of sound it would make if I were to smash this glass against the side of his head. — Colleen Hoover

If I Were Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I felt as if I were living alone

I felt as if I were living alone in an extremely well-cared-for ruin. — Haruki Murakami

If I Were Quotes By George Ticknor: It does not seem to me as if

It does not seem to me as if I were living in the country in which I was born. — George Ticknor

If I Were Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: The four of us sat around the pentagram

The four of us sat around the pentagram holding hands. I wondered if we were about to sing Kumbaya. — Rachel Hawkins

If I Were Quotes By Dov Davidoff: If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood. — Dov Davidoff

If I Were Quotes By Neil LaBute: I would be more frightened as a writer

I would be more frightened as a writer if people thought my movies were like science fiction. — Neil LaBute

If I Were Quotes By Mordecai Richler: And what if Miriam and I were never

And what if Miriam and I were never to be reconciled? — Mordecai Richler

If I Were Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: I feel like if I were to get

I feel like if I were to get another tattoo, it would probably be those two words. Just stubborn, stubborn, stubborn gladness. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If I Were Quotes By Ann Petry: If I were a maker of perfumes, I

If I were a maker of perfumes, I would make one and call it 'Spring,' and it would smell like this cool, sweet, early-morning air. — Ann Petry

If I Were Quotes By George Sand: If people were not wicked I should not

If people were not wicked I should not mind their being stupid; but, to our misfortune, they are both. — George Sand

If I Were Quotes By Katja Millay: Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now,

Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say. — Katja Millay

If I Were Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If I were to live for tomorrow, I

If I were to live for tomorrow, I would have lived fullest for today. — Santosh Kalwar

If I Were Quotes By John-Talmage Mathis: You've looked in the mirror long enough. See

You've looked in the mirror long enough.
See everything as if it were narrated by another. — John-Talmage Mathis

If I Were Quotes By Anne Roiphe: If I were planning to be stranded on

If I were planning to be stranded on a desert island, I wouldn't take Freud's books with me, because I've already read them all. — Anne Roiphe

If I Were Quotes By Virginia Woolf: To write a novel in the heart of

To write a novel in the heart of London is next to an impossibility. I feel as if I were nailing a flag to the top of a mast in a raging gale. — Virginia Woolf

If I Were Quotes By William Shakespeare: Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young?

Lysimachus: Did you go to 't so young? Were you a gamester at five or at seven?
Marina: Earlier too, sir, if now I be one. — William Shakespeare

If I Were Quotes By Bill Shankly: If Everton were playing down the bottom of

If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains. — Bill Shankly

If I Were Quotes By Niall Horan: If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall

If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan — Niall Horan

If I Were Quotes By Abu Hanifa: If I were you I would face my

If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them! — Abu Hanifa

If I Were Quotes By Gavriil Stiharul: If the world were perfect, then I would

If the world were perfect, then I would not exist. — Gavriil Stiharul

If I Were Quotes By Tom Stoppard: I would join Sisyphus in Hades and gladly

I would join Sisyphus in Hades and gladly push my boulder up the slope if only, each time it rolled back down, I were given a line of Aeschylus. — Tom Stoppard

If I Were Quotes By Halle Berry: I'm a much better mother at 46 ...

I'm a much better mother at 46 ... than if I were like, 21 or 25. — Halle Berry

If I Were Quotes By Alan Bradley: If stupidity were theoretical physics, then I would

If stupidity were theoretical physics, then I would be Albert Einstein. — Alan Bradley

If I Were Quotes By Kenneth L. Pike: If I were to adopt pure mechanism as

If I were to adopt pure mechanism as a philosophy, there would be no way I could choose to be a scholar. — Kenneth L. Pike

If I Were Quotes By Belle Aurora: I'm not ashamed of who you are. And

I'm not ashamed of who you are. And the only time I would look down on you is if I were helping you back up. — Belle Aurora

If I Were Quotes By Matt Damon: I need to know if she [Sarah Palin]

I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago ... because she's going to have the nuclear code. — Matt Damon

If I Were Quotes By Stacey Chillemi: If a tear fell from my eyes,Each time

If a tear fell from my eyes,
Each time I wished you were with me,
I would have an ocean shore outside my door. — Stacey Chillemi

If I Were Quotes By Naomi Novik: I should rather have you than a heap

I should rather have you than a heap of gold, even if it were very comfortable to sleep on. — Naomi Novik

If I Were Quotes By Jen Malone: And you can't miss what you don't know.

And you can't miss what you don't know. Except . . ." I lean forward so that I'm facing her. "What if we were wrong? — Jen Malone

If I Were Quotes By Benjamin Franklin: It is the eye of other people that

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. — Benjamin Franklin

If I Were Quotes By Vicente Del Bosque: If I were a player, I would like

If I were a player, I would like to be like Busquets. — Vicente Del Bosque

If I Were Quotes By Tatiana Maslany: You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling

You're hot for two seconds, and you're struggling to get work again. If it were easy, I don't think that's a good place for an artist to work from. — Tatiana Maslany

If I Were Quotes By Winston Churchill: If I were the first of May, I

If I were the first of May, I should be ashamed of myself. — Winston Churchill

If I Were Quotes By Billy Graham: If there were no heaven and no hell,

If there were no heaven and no hell, I would still want to be a Christian because of what it does for our homes and our own families in this life. — Billy Graham

If I Were Quotes By William Goldman: Do I love you? My God, if your

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. — William Goldman

If I Were Quotes By Helen Keller: I long to accomplish a great and noble

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. — Helen Keller

If I Were Quotes By Kat Zhang: (Addie) I said. (If it had been you

(Addie) I said. (If it had been you - if it were you trapped inside. If you were the one who couldn't move, I'd go back. I'd go back in a second.) — Kat Zhang

If I Were Quotes By Haruki Murakami: If I were a shadow, I know I

If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be. — Haruki Murakami

If I Were Quotes By Orson Welles: There are a thousand ways of playing a

There are a thousand ways of playing a good classic. If it were effective, I would play Hamlet on a trapeze. — Orson Welles

If I Were Quotes By Linda Lael Miller: By God, if I were twenty years younger,"

By God, if I were twenty years younger," he thundered, "I'd drag you outside and horsewhip you!" Steven — Linda Lael Miller

If I Were Quotes By Emmeline Pankhurst: [To the heckler who said, 'If you were

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst