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My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

I wanted to make a small movie about a guy and a girl on the beach, but then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if a werewolf was there? — Stephen Sommers

I'm an old-fashioned guy. — Demian Bichir

Let's just say that I'm not the kind of guy your mother would want you hanging around with - Vincent (Die For Me) — Amy Plum

[Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how a guy who's caught the attention of a girl who's too pretty for him behaves. — Shea Serrano

The jazz and blues clubs are like the jazz and blues musicians - they're disappearing. — Buddy Guy

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. — Hannibal Buress

Because I'm not a bad guy, Nico. Gert couldn't have loved me if I was. I realize that now. — Brian K. Vaughan

What is a champion but a guy that didn't quit? ... Life is a continuous experience. You only fail by not learning. — Renzo Gracie

I'd really like to work with Johnny Depp: he seems like a really cool guy; he can do a lot of different things. — Kodi Smit-McPhee

Del Usion
If you knew the person
He thinks he is
You'd have to admit
He's one very special guy. — Laurence Overmire

Our dad was a great guy and we will never forget him. — Lara St. John

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. — John Steinbeck

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time. — Jerry Ferrara

If I was a guy I wouldn't be bossy, I would be strong. If I was a guy I wouldn't be a micro-manager, I would be across the detail. — Peta Credlin

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing. — Casey Stengel

They want somebody to hit home runs, and I can be that guy. Why not me, right? — Andre Ethier

I never considered myself a fall guy. I know what I did. I know why I did it. I'm not ashamed of it. — Oliver North

I'm more of a science head, so I was like how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back? — Paul Feig

A guy like me could take advantage of a girl like you. Better show me what you've got. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Well, I never wear shoes at home. Never. — Guy Pearce

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber. — Jake M. Johnson

The guy's got a CCI sheet so long it begins with 'Call me Ishmael. — James Patterson

The Moral is that gardeners pine, Whene'er no pods adorn the vine. Of all sad words experience gleans, The saddest are: It might have beans. — Guy Wetmore Carryl

Since red is a signal for many vital things, most importantly danger (blood) and sex — Guy Deutscher

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy ... you'll, like, die of AIDS. — Paris Hilton

Here's the bottom line. I don't care if it was Kinko the Klown or a guy in an Uncle Sam suit on stilts or Hubert the Happy Homo. If — Stephen King

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. — George Carlin

I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight. — Mike Tyson

I didn't think he was a robot ... but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha! — James Patterson

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

She could not leave him hanging like this. "If you were hurt, I need to know." It was a rule somewhere, in the good-guy handbook. — Tara Janzen

I picked and co-wrote the songs that if I was a guy who would be spending my hard-earned money buying an album I would want to hear. — Bo Bice

If the guy across from me was a cherry-red Ferrari, then I was a rusted-out and battered John Deere tractor in comparison. — Jay Crownover

I mean I'm 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly do it at 33 with a lady. — Charlie Hunnam

Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?' — Pamela Anderson

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'. — Paul Merton

Now what kind of guy would I be if I backed out now? A decent one, a smart one, an alive one, because I swear I was going to kill him. — J.L. Weil

Women can explore so much in dressing. But if I was a guy I would wear vintage suits constantly. With crazy ties! — Helena Christensen

The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it. — Jack Kirby

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me. — Niall Horan

I'm not the kind of guy who rides the same roller-coaster twice. Once is enough,and then the thrill is gone and so is the interest. — Emma Chase

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen

Discussing cultural relativism with cultural relativists is like playing tennis with some guy who says, Your ace is just a social construct. — Mark Steyn

My eyes change colors, which is why you guys have never been able to figure it out. — Meredith Brooks

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. — Jason Sudeikis

Just because I grew up a white guy in America doesn't mean that's the music of my life. — Ezra Koenig

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

I tend to project my father figure onto any director that I'm working with, or mother, if I'm working with a female, or it can be confused. — Guy Pearce

To be more aware, we need only listen for and let go of the thoughts which steal our attention. — Guy Finley

Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie. — Jackie Chan

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill. — Lee Trevino

Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye! — Bill Nye The Science Guy

I don't enjoy movies in 3D. I find I can't engage with the story as well. — Guy Pearce

I'm really not this jazz traditionalist guy you've been making me out to be all of these years. — Christian McBride

He's not the heart and flowers kind of guy, but he's the heart and soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather that than flowers. — Jay McLean

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

Anyway, I've never been captain in 16 years in the NHL. But that didn't stop me being a leader in my own way. — Guy Lafleur

There's just this stage in a guy's life where they need to be free and have fun and just be independent and enjoy their life. — Nicola Peltz

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

If we can't come together, and have conversations and understand our biases and understand that hate, none of us are really the good guys here. — LeCrae

Man, when I'm riding with the helmet on, I'm invisible. And people just deal with me as the guy on the bike ... it gives you a chance to read 'em. — Brad Pitt

I just try to be the same guy I've always been. Calm, collected, and being a good decision-maker and delivering the ball to the right guys. — Scott Tolzien

I want to be a guy who can be relied upon. — Brad Lidge

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. — Ann Landers

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. — Cara Lynn Shultz

I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind. — Dave Willis

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

As an agent, I functioned like a guy. But the fact that I was a woman affected everything. — Sue Mengers

Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy. — Barack Obama

Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing. — Laura Schlessinger

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius. — Jez Butterworth