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If I Was A Guy Quotes By Dana Gould: My life is just like Breaking Bad except

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Stephen Sommers: I wanted to make a small movie about

I wanted to make a small movie about a guy and a girl on the beach, but then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if a werewolf was there? — Stephen Sommers

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Demian Bichir: I'm an old-fashioned guy.

I'm an old-fashioned guy. — Demian Bichir

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Amy Plum: Let's just say that I'm not the kind

Let's just say that I'm not the kind of guy your mother would want you hanging around with - Vincent (Die For Me) — Amy Plum

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Shea Serrano: [Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how

[Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how a guy who's caught the attention of a girl who's too pretty for him behaves. — Shea Serrano

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Buddy Guy: The jazz and blues clubs are like the

The jazz and blues clubs are like the jazz and blues musicians - they're disappearing. — Buddy Guy

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I'm a dumb guy. My point of view

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. — Hannibal Buress

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Brian K. Vaughan: Because I'm not a bad guy, Nico. Gert

Because I'm not a bad guy, Nico. Gert couldn't have loved me if I was. I realize that now. — Brian K. Vaughan

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Renzo Gracie: What is a champion but a guy that

What is a champion but a guy that didn't quit? ... Life is a continuous experience. You only fail by not learning. — Renzo Gracie

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Kodi Smit-McPhee: I'd really like to work with Johnny Depp:

I'd really like to work with Johnny Depp: he seems like a really cool guy; he can do a lot of different things. — Kodi Smit-McPhee

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Laurence Overmire: Del UsionIf you knew the personHe thinks he

Del Usion
If you knew the person
He thinks he is
You'd have to admit
He's one very special guy. — Laurence Overmire

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Lara St. John: Our dad was a great guy and we

Our dad was a great guy and we will never forget him. — Lara St. John

If I Was A Guy Quotes By John Steinbeck: A guy goes nuts if he ain't got

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. — John Steinbeck

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jerry Ferrara: I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball,

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time. — Jerry Ferrara

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Peta Credlin: If I was a guy I wouldn't be

If I was a guy I wouldn't be bossy, I would be strong. If I was a guy I wouldn't be a micro-manager, I would be across the detail. — Peta Credlin

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Casey Stengel: I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing. — Casey Stengel

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Andre Ethier: They want somebody to hit home runs, and

They want somebody to hit home runs, and I can be that guy. Why not me, right? — Andre Ethier

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Oliver North: I never considered myself a fall guy. I

I never considered myself a fall guy. I know what I did. I know why I did it. I'm not ashamed of it. — Oliver North

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Paul Feig: I'm more of a science head, so I

I'm more of a science head, so I was like how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back? — Paul Feig

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: A guy like me could take advantage of

A guy like me could take advantage of a girl like you. Better show me what you've got. — Becca Fitzpatrick

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Pearce: Well, I never wear shoes at home. Never.

Well, I never wear shoes at home. Never. — Guy Pearce

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jake M. Johnson: I've always been, in games, the bad guy.

I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber. — Jake M. Johnson

If I Was A Guy Quotes By James Patterson: The guy's got a CCI sheet so long

The guy's got a CCI sheet so long it begins with 'Call me Ishmael. — James Patterson

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Wetmore Carryl: The Moral is that gardeners pine, Whene'er no

The Moral is that gardeners pine, Whene'er no pods adorn the vine. Of all sad words experience gleans, The saddest are: It might have beans. — Guy Wetmore Carryl

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Deutscher: Since red is a signal for many vital

Since red is a signal for many vital things, most importantly danger (blood) and sex — Guy Deutscher

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Paris Hilton: I would be so scared if I was

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy ... you'll, like, die of AIDS. — Paris Hilton

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Stephen King: Here's the bottom line. I don't care if

Here's the bottom line. I don't care if it was Kinko the Klown or a guy in an Uncle Sam suit on stilts or Hubert the Happy Homo. If — Stephen King

If I Was A Guy Quotes By George Carlin: When I was a kid, if a guy

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. — George Carlin

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Mike Tyson: I'm a bad guy. But if I was

I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight. — Mike Tyson

If I Was A Guy Quotes By James Patterson: I didn't think he was a robot ...

I didn't think he was a robot ... but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha! — James Patterson

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Tara Janzen: She could not leave him hanging like this.

She could not leave him hanging like this. "If you were hurt, I need to know." It was a rule somewhere, in the good-guy handbook. — Tara Janzen

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Bo Bice: I picked and co-wrote the songs that if

I picked and co-wrote the songs that if I was a guy who would be spending my hard-earned money buying an album I would want to hear. — Bo Bice

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jay Crownover: If the guy across from me was a

If the guy across from me was a cherry-red Ferrari, then I was a rusted-out and battered John Deere tractor in comparison. — Jay Crownover

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Charlie Hunnam: I mean I'm 16 and 17 years wiser

I mean I'm 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly do it at 33 with a lady. — Charlie Hunnam

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Pamela Anderson: Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always

Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?' — Pamela Anderson

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Paul Merton: On my first day in New York a

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'. — Paul Merton

If I Was A Guy Quotes By J.L. Weil: Now what kind of guy would I be

Now what kind of guy would I be if I backed out now? A decent one, a smart one, an alive one, because I swear I was going to kill him. — J.L. Weil

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Helena Christensen: Women can explore so much in dressing. But

Women can explore so much in dressing. But if I was a guy I would wear vintage suits constantly. With crazy ties! — Helena Christensen

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jack Kirby: The only real politics I knew was that

The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it. — Jack Kirby

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Niall Horan: I hate to see a guy who insults

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me. — Niall Horan

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Emma Chase: I'm not the kind of guy who rides

I'm not the kind of guy who rides the same roller-coaster twice. Once is enough,and then the thrill is gone and so is the interest. — Emma Chase

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Charlie Sheen: I've got volumes on how not to behave.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Mark Steyn: Discussing cultural relativism with cultural relativists is like

Discussing cultural relativism with cultural relativists is like playing tennis with some guy who says, Your ace is just a social construct. — Mark Steyn

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Meredith Brooks: My eyes change colors, which is why you

My eyes change colors, which is why you guys have never been able to figure it out. — Meredith Brooks

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jason Sudeikis: I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. — Jason Sudeikis

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Ezra Koenig: Just because I grew up a white guy

Just because I grew up a white guy in America doesn't mean that's the music of my life. — Ezra Koenig

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Pearce: I tend to project my father figure onto

I tend to project my father figure onto any director that I'm working with, or mother, if I'm working with a female, or it can be confused. — Guy Pearce

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Finley: To be more aware, we need only listen

To be more aware, we need only listen for and let go of the thoughts which steal our attention. — Guy Finley

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jackie Chan: Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy

Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie. — Jackie Chan

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Lee Trevino: I'm not a real smart guy. But I've

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill. — Lee Trevino

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Bill Nye The Science Guy: Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye!

Hi,Hello,Wuzzup?,cool,now.g'bye! — Bill Nye The Science Guy

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Pearce: I don't enjoy movies in 3D. I find

I don't enjoy movies in 3D. I find I can't engage with the story as well. — Guy Pearce

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Christian McBride: I'm really not this jazz traditionalist guy you've

I'm really not this jazz traditionalist guy you've been making me out to be all of these years. — Christian McBride

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jay McLean: He's not the heart and flowers kind of

He's not the heart and flowers kind of guy, but he's the heart and soul kind, and fuck if every girl would rather that than flowers. — Jay McLean

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Lizz Winstead: I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Guy Lafleur: Anyway, I've never been captain in 16 years

Anyway, I've never been captain in 16 years in the NHL. But that didn't stop me being a leader in my own way. — Guy Lafleur

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Nicola Peltz: There's just this stage in a guy's life

There's just this stage in a guy's life where they need to be free and have fun and just be independent and enjoy their life. — Nicola Peltz

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

If I Was A Guy Quotes By LeCrae: If we can't come together, and have conversations

If we can't come together, and have conversations and understand our biases and understand that hate, none of us are really the good guys here. — LeCrae

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Brad Pitt: Man, when I'm riding with the helmet on,

Man, when I'm riding with the helmet on, I'm invisible. And people just deal with me as the guy on the bike ... it gives you a chance to read 'em. — Brad Pitt

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Scott Tolzien: I just try to be the same guy

I just try to be the same guy I've always been. Calm, collected, and being a good decision-maker and delivering the ball to the right guys. — Scott Tolzien

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Brad Lidge: I want to be a guy who can

I want to be a guy who can be relied upon. — Brad Lidge

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Ann Landers: You need that guy like a giraffe needs

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. — Ann Landers

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Cara Lynn Shultz: This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf. — Cara Lynn Shultz

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Dave Willis: I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one

I hooked up everybody in Sidney, including one guy who was blind. — Dave Willis

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Sue Mengers: As an agent, I functioned like a guy.

As an agent, I functioned like a guy. But the fact that I was a woman affected everything. — Sue Mengers

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Barack Obama: Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate

Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy. — Barack Obama

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Laura Schlessinger: Women who don't think they can get a

Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing. — Laura Schlessinger

If I Was A Guy Quotes By Jez Butterworth: I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2.

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius. — Jez Butterworth