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Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares.
— Jenna Alatari
I know. As if I'd ever go for him now that my dad wants me to date him.""As if you'd ever go for his again."
"Right ... right. — Stephanie Perkins
If you weren't taken, I'd date you myself.""Which one of us were you talking to, hon?"
"I think she meant the [hot] dog. — Chloe Neill
Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.
— Stacia Kane
Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah
Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date.""Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane
If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
— Dante Alighieri
Men date. Women have relationships.
— Cathy Guisewite
The process of a date, I think, is terrible. Horrible. Because everything is banal and predicted.
— Miuccia Prada
It doesn't feel like a date. It doesn't feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn't yet hit the net.
— David Levithan
Red Leader to Red One. Come in Red One!
— Margaret Weis
He growled a sigh and her insides got all warm and gooey. She really needed to date nice men who didn't growl.-Lily Travis — Lauren Dane
On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick.
— Britt Robertson
But second chances aren't forever Even miracles have an expiration date.
— Robyn Schneider
I barely knew him but I had a feeling he might not be the dream date Talya was hoping he would be. Talya
— Stacy Kravetz
I think fashion can always date, but I think if a woman has elegance, she doesn't date.
— Alice Temperley
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from
— Chris Colfer
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
— Anthony Jeselnik
If there was more courting in marriage, there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate. Today.
— Rick Warren
I keep my stuff updated all the time. Being in the security industry, I keep up to date with securities.
— Kevin Mitnick
The way I see it ... " She smacked her lips together. "Is if you date a person in the morning, that gives you all day to play.
— Rachel Van Dyken
We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important.
— David Zucker
Baby, if I wanted to have you fired, I would. I want to fuck you, but not when you're being paid to be my date.
— Sydney Landon
Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.
— Kiersten White
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?
— Jacki Weaver
So when's your date?" I had to work on being less obvious. "Tomorrow." "Good. If you said there wasn't a date I was going to smack you.
— Priscilla West
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If you'll excuse me, I have to pull my date out of the garbage.
— Debra Anastasia
During our first date,I wanted to hold your hand so bad
I almost cut mine off
and threw it at you
to see if you would catch it — Colin Gilbert
If you'd rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won't hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.
— Gena Showalter
he had a hot date with a polearm. By
— Rick Riordan
On the date before the date, time reverses.
— Erin Moure
I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.
— Anna Nicole Smith
Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling.
— Andre Breton
I've always tried to do pictures that don't date.
— David Bailey
Investing is forgoing consumption now in order to have the ability to consume more at a later date.
— Warren Buffett
My dad believed in scaring us as we were growing up. Scaring the boys who wanted to date us more.
— Karin Slaughter
I have a friend who likes to date younger women because their stories are shorter. Old men like us, our stories are longer.
— Jerry N. Uelsmann
I wanted to ask her what the fuck was wrong but I had a date with a pack of skittish whores.
— Andrew Vachss
I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers.
— Ali Landry
Mind the hour, mind the date, and find that path which does not run straight.
— Alexandra Bracken
Just date people you like, then you're guaranteed to have fun.
— Logan Henderson
Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha)
— Helen Fielding
Brie's expiration date on revenge was never.
— H.M. Ward
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.
— Mary Ellen Chase
You want to go out?" he asks suddenly.I blink. "As in a date?"
"Yes. That's what a guy usually means when he asks that question. — Sophie Jordan
Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet!
— Saravana Kumar Murugan
