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Recognize the difference between a dream and a nightmare, and date the man from your dreams, not your nightmares. — Jenna Alatari

I know. As if I'd ever go for him now that my dad wants me to date him."
"As if you'd ever go for his again."
"Right ... right. — Stephanie Perkins

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date. — Cher

A person's readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment. — Myles Munroe

If you weren't taken, I'd date you myself."
"Which one of us were you talking to, hon?"
"I think she meant the [hot] dog. — Chloe Neill

Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date. — Stacia Kane

Elizabeth: "Maybe he'll surprise you."
Meghann: "Birdie, they all surprise me. Last week, I hugged my date at the door and felt a bra strap. — Kristin Hannah

Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date."
"Well, then." I gave her a huge smile. "We're screwed. — Jennifer Lane

The best time to release a film is on a festive date like Divali or Eid, or at a time when there are no big films three to four weeks before or after. — Salman Khan

Salvation Creek flows till date, endless tears of motherly love and manly regret. — Adhish Mazumder

If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head! — Dante Alighieri

Men date. Women have relationships. — Cathy Guisewite

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh. — Eva Longoria

I think it's definitely important to look like yourself on a date. You don't want to look like someone else with too much makeup or too much hair. — Lauren Conrad

The process of a date, I think, is terrible. Horrible. Because everything is banal and predicted. — Miuccia Prada

It doesn't feel like a date. It doesn't feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn't yet hit the net. — David Levithan

Red Leader to Red One. Come in Red One! — Margaret Weis

He growled a sigh and her insides got all warm and gooey. She really needed to date nice men who didn't growl.
-Lily Travis — Lauren Dane

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. — Britt Robertson

But second chances aren't forever Even miracles have an expiration date. — Robyn Schneider

I barely knew him but I had a feeling he might not be the dream date Talya was hoping he would be. Talya — Stacy Kravetz

I think fashion can always date, but I think if a woman has elegance, she doesn't date. — Alice Temperley

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in. — Arj Barker

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

A date with the boy she loved, and has been running from — Chris Colfer

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

If there was more courting in marriage, there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate. Today. — Rick Warren

I keep my stuff updated all the time. Being in the security industry, I keep up to date with securities. — Kevin Mitnick

The way I see it ... " She smacked her lips together. "Is if you date a person in the morning, that gives you all day to play. — Rachel Van Dyken

We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important. — David Zucker

Baby, if I wanted to have you fired, I would. I want to fuck you, but not when you're being paid to be my date. — Sydney Landon

Sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date. — Kiersten White

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver

So when's your date?" I had to work on being less obvious. "Tomorrow." "Good. If you said there wasn't a date I was going to smack you. — Priscilla West

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you'll excuse me, I have to pull my date out of the garbage. — Debra Anastasia

You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

During our first date,
I wanted to hold your hand so bad
I almost cut mine off
and threw it at you
to see if you would catch it — Colin Gilbert

If you'd rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won't hate you for more than a day. Maybe two. — Gena Showalter

he had a hot date with a polearm. By — Rick Riordan

On the date before the date, time reverses. — Erin Moure

I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you. — Anna Nicole Smith

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling. — Andre Breton

I've always tried to do pictures that don't date. — David Bailey

Investing is forgoing consumption now in order to have the ability to consume more at a later date. — Warren Buffett

My dad believed in scaring us as we were growing up. Scaring the boys who wanted to date us more. — Karin Slaughter

What happens in life is more important than the Time and Date ... — Ranu Das

I have a friend who likes to date younger women because their stories are shorter. Old men like us, our stories are longer. — Jerry N. Uelsmann

I wanted to ask her what the fuck was wrong but I had a date with a pack of skittish whores. — Andrew Vachss

I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers. — Ali Landry

What some say is a lost cause makes it worth even more to fight for.
date: 2007 ;) — Meagan Ray

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left! — Arsenio Hall

Mind the hour, mind the date, and find that path which does not run straight. — Alexandra Bracken

Just date people you like, then you're guaranteed to have fun. — Logan Henderson

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) — Helen Fielding

Brie's expiration date on revenge was never. — H.M. Ward

Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it. — Jimmy Fallon

Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind. — Mary Ellen Chase

You want to go out?" he asks suddenly.
I blink. "As in a date?"
"Yes. That's what a guy usually means when he asks that question. — Sophie Jordan

Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet! — Saravana Kumar Murugan

A dream written down with a date becomes a goal. A goal broken down into steps becomes a plan. A plan backed by action makes your dreams come true. — Greg Reid

When the adversaries of Erasmus had got the Trinity into his edition, they threw by their manuscript as an old almanac out of date. — Isaac Newton