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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. — Mark Twain

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right. — Mark Twain

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain

When mind and action are separate, zen is lost. We keep the two in sync by paying attention. — Philip Toshio Sudo

If you do enough things, you're going to eventually narrow it down to the things that really make you happy. — Lights

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ... — Mark Twain

Surely, in the work of the Lord, it is what we do after we think we have done enough that really counts with him, for that's when the blessings flow. — Hartman Rector Jr.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble. — Mark Twain

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain

The only imaginative prose writer of the slightest value who has appeared among the English-speaking races for some years past. — George Orwell

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. — Mark Twain

Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word. — Julio Cortazar

You see, dancers are quite mature people because they start performing so early. They become professionals when they start to take everyday classes. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store. — Bradley Denton