Ice Funny Quotes
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Ice Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Where's the ice cream?""In the oven. — E.L. James
Unfortunately, he was about as deep as a melted ice cube.
— Gail Collins
As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.
— Markus Zusak
Cracking the Ice scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.
— Gregory Neri
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
— Steven Wright
What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
— Hunter S. Thompson
No guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little.
— Jay Black
Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!
— Rob Sheffield
I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.
— Mitch Hedberg
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
— Dwayne Johnson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.
— Judith Viorst
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
— Steven Wright
Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it's the least I can do after scaring your shirt off.
— Tamara Summers
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
— Tracy Morgan
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
— George Burns
