Ice Cream Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Ice Cream
Ice Cream Quotes & Sayings
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I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.
— Heywood Broun
White pants should be worn on two occasions:One, never.
And two, if you're selling ice cream. — Greg Proops
As a child I wanted to be a ballerina, ice-cream van owner, wife of George Michael, a nun, and a music conductor.
— Erin O'Connor
I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being
— Louise Rennison
Rotten people will taste rotten ice cream.
— Sarah Chow
It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants. When it doesn't come when he asks he tends to get confused and nervous.
— Arsene Wenger
You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don't.
— Meredith Vieira
I told him I wanted to major in creative writing and sit around in yoga pants and do nothing but write books eat ice cream every day.
— Colleen Hoover
I stormed out and got ice cream and cried in my car
— Maria Semple
She hates that word. Nice is what you call ice cream, or a paper doily, or fluffy bunny rabbit print pattern.
— Alex Scarrow
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshakeit's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher
Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
— Adam Sandler
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
— Brian Regan
Apparently Quinn had woken up a short time ago and immediately asked for ice cream, knowing that kids in hospitals got whatever they wanted.
— Neal Shusterman
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.
— Fran Lebowitz
Why they think everyone should be alike in making love when no one can even agree on what ice cream they like, I'll never knowfrom Dark Citadel — Cherise Sinclair
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
— Heston Blumenthal
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person.
— Alice Clayton
The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.
— Michael Ian Black
Gabriel thought maps should be banned. They gave the world an order and reasonableness which it did not possess.'An Ice-cream War — William Boyd
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
— Adam Sandler
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
— Lemony Snicket
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Craig's Ice Cream
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
We're guys. I punched him, he hit me back, and then everything was fine. We went out for ice cream after.
— Eileen Cook
The saying "the cherry on top" is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream.
— Christopher Jones
The secret to life is ice cream.
— Sharon Guskin
He's created a freaking ice cream sundae with extra-hot fudge just by uttering my name.
— Shanora Williams
We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.
— Sam Lipsyte
The heart was a tyrant, like a child demanding ice cream instead of broccoli and throwing a fit to get its way.
— Robert Boswell
He kissed me like ice cream, like a jazz waltz, the rough, gentle way the sea washed sand off my skin on the hottest day of the year.
— Helen Oyeyemi
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
— Don Roff
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.
— Kim Kardashian
My favorite ice cream is Haagen-Dazs coffee.
— Rob Kardashian
When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.
— Andy Warhol
I am all about the complicated ice cream. Ben & Jerry's is my go-to. I like as many things in there as possible.
— Matt McGorry
Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat.
— John Irving
You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?""Probably so. We both fart rainbows. — Jamie Farrell
I once in a while cheat and have a little ice cream, and then I kind of blame myself.
— David H. Murdock
The evening sky was awash with peach, apricot, cream: tender little ice-cream clouds in a wide orange sky.
— Philip Pullman
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.
— Rachel G. Fox
Beer's for the good times. But ain't nothing like a big ass bowl of ice cream with all the trimmings to chase the blues away for me.
— Elizabeth Reyes
Eat Ice Cream. Read Books. Be Happy.
— Carew Papritz
Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.
— Dianna Hardy
Ice cream was reliable. Young men were not.
— Kerry Greenwood
Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
— Donna Lopiano
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.
— Justin Deeley
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
— Del Shannon
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
What do you mean? How does he look at me?I don't know. It's like you're a chocolate ice- cream and he doesn't have a spoon. — Catherine Anderson
You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream.You gave me my most favourite flavour.
Petra Hermans — Petra Hermans
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.
— Brandon Sanderson
Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.
— Matt Cole
Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great.
— Paul Schneider
L.A. still ranks as one of my guilty pleasures, along with butter-pecan ice cream and Coldplay albums.
— Damian Lewis
One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. "Got a cure forthat frustration you got going on," he said.
"Got a cure for your ego? — Jamie Farrell
Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance."Percy: "Seriously?"
Frank: "And I love ice cream too ... — Rick Riordan
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.
— Ron Luciano
Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.
— Florence Williams
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
— Charles M. Schulz
I'm always wearing Spanx, eating ice cream and feeling a bit lonely.
— Sheridan Smith
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
— Jimmy Dean
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
— Janette Rallison
Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche!
— Priya Kanaparti
Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day.
— Jennifer Grey
The Apricot Ice-cream Disaster had cost a whole evening of my life, compensated for only by the information about simulation algorithms.
— Graeme Simsion
I have the best memories as a kid eating ice cream. It was a family tradition that I had with my father. It was nice.
— Michael Strahan
I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream.
— Josh Duhamel
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.
— Mary McCormack
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My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big a queue at our local gelataria, Messina.
— Catherine Martin
Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
— Fannie Flagg
My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream.
— Jonathan Dimbleby