Ice Cream Humor Quotes
Collection of top 29 famous quotes about Ice Cream Humor
Ice Cream Humor Quotes & Sayings
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The standard dreaming of a society has to be listened to.
— Hortense Calisher
Rotten people will taste rotten ice cream.
— Sarah Chow
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshakeit's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
Come, sir, come,I'll wrestle with you in my strength of love.
Look, here I have you, thus I let you go,
And give you to the gods. — William Shakespeare
I would lay down my life for this ice cream.''Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton. — Melissa Brayden
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.
— Barbara Johnson
We don't ask when people age out of singing, or eating ice cream; why would we stop making love?
— Ashton Applewhite
Xander, that's nothing but a glorified work project. They want some free labor and they're bribing us with ice cream.
— Ally Condie
Ice cream is happiness condensed.
— Jessie Lane Adams
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.
— Charles Baxter
people; 'Manners like a creased polyester shirt
— Nina George
Magnanimity is sufficiently defined by its name, nevertheless one can say it is the good sense of pride, the most noble way of receiving praise.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Cooking is chemistry, really.
— Joel Robuchon
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.
— Ray Bradbury
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.
— Amanda Mosher
The sky is raining bricks right into my skull.
— Tahereh Mafi
Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat.
— John Irving
A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.
— Lois Greiman
Things at the worst will cease, or else climb upwardTo what they were before. — William Shakespeare
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Craig's Ice Cream
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
— Don Roff
Zing took a bite of the ice cream and her taste buds nearly fainted. Was it possible for a tongue to have an orgasm? If so, hers just had.
— Saxon Bennett
