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Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: For the capable, everywhere and everything is a

For the capable, everywhere and everything is a road! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By E.L. James: Where's the ice cream?""In the oven.

Where's the ice cream?"
"In the oven. — E.L. James

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Daniel Patrick Moynihan: To strip our past of glory is no

To strip our past of glory is no great loss, but to deny it honor is devastating. — Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I think so. I want a hamburger and

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Melody Sohayegh: I had a dream about you. I licked

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. — Melody Sohayegh

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting

Her metaphors for her children included barnacles encrusting a ship and limpets clinging to a rock. — Margaret Atwood

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: What you are shouts at me so loudly

What you are shouts at me so loudly that I can't hear a word you say. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: That's the good thing about being president, I

That's the good thing about being president, I can do whatever I want. — Barack Obama

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Joan Severance: I definitely feel, when I'm wearing the costume,

I definitely feel, when I'm wearing the costume, that I could scare people and hurt them. — Joan Severance

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Our ice cream man was found lying on

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Nothing in life is fun for the whole

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Robert Klein: I was a class clown. My father was

I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran in the family. — Robert Klein

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Tamara Summers: Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it's the least I can do after scaring your shirt off. — Tamara Summers

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Gautam Adani: I don't like politics. I am not aligned

I don't like politics. I am not aligned to any political party. I have friends in all political parties. — Gautam Adani

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Some temptations are so great it takes great

Some temptations are so great it takes great courage to yield to them. — Oscar Wilde

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Leander Paes: If I have a reason to do something,

If I have a reason to do something, and I have enough passion, I generally succeed. — Leander Paes

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Judith Viorst: I hope the next time you get a

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia. — Judith Viorst

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: If you want something new, then come up

If you want something new, then come up with a new idea and take action. — Debasish Mridha

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! — Dwayne Johnson

Ice Cream Funny Quotes By Kristi Yamaguchi: As a teenager especially, I just wanted to

As a teenager especially, I just wanted to do my thing and not be noticed. — Kristi Yamaguchi