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I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The time you spend for loving and caring

The time you spend for loving and caring is the most valuable time in life. — Debasish Mridha

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Daniel Wu: I've built a career in Asia for 18

I've built a career in Asia for 18 years, playing roles that had nothing to do with my race because everybody's Chinese in the films. — Daniel Wu

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Dave Chappelle: I wish I had more hands, so I

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! — Dave Chappelle

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Taylor Swift: People are going to talk about you. But

People are going to talk about you. But maybe you're having more fun than them anyway. — Taylor Swift

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I wish I could think of a positive

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Rollo May: If we admit our depression openly and freely,

If we admit our depression openly and freely, those around us get from it an experience of freedom rather than the depression itself. — Rollo May

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By William Faulkner: Try to be better than yourself.

Try to be better than yourself. — William Faulkner

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By CeeLo Green: My insurance provider probably wouldn't allow me to

My insurance provider probably wouldn't allow me to go into a mosh pit anymore. My brain is insured by Lloyd's of London, you know what I'm saying? — CeeLo Green

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: I wish I had AIDS so I could

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody. — Jim Norton

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Alain Ducasse: If I am going somewhere exotic, I take

If I am going somewhere exotic, I take an empty suitcase with me to bring back the objects I fall in love with. — Alain Ducasse

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Kishore Bansal: Tears is the voice of heart in pain,

Tears is the voice of heart in pain, in absence of feelings one don't care what you share. — Kishore Bansal

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: It's funny, isn't it? When you are young

It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid. — Lauren Oliver

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Tamar Braxton: I may be the baby of the family,

I may be the baby of the family, but that doesn't mean I don't get to boss people around. — Tamar Braxton

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Sean O'Casey: I ofen looked up at the sky an'

I ofen looked up at the sky an' assed meself the question - what is the stars, what is the stars? — Sean O'Casey

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Stephen Schneider: I wish I could blame my failure on

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

I Wish I Could Funny Quotes By Stephen Sondheim: I read to see myself in other people's

I read to see myself in other people's lives. — Stephen Sondheim