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You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog! — Harry Truman

I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe. — Charlton Heston

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark. — Ian Holloway

I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned. — Tim Burton

If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke. — Dana Gould

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead. — Bill Bryson

A dog is the best philosopher because he knows what you want and gives you that with kindness and love. — Debasish Mridha

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro

After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my pet, and I don't have the time right now. — Scott Wolf

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love. — Frank Langella

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog. — Julian Dicks

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog. — Julie Burchill

If you want a friend, buy a dog. — Kevin O'Leary

I don't know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: 'Well, would you accept this?' — Chris Van Allsburg

The person who thinks dogs can't talk doesn't want to learn a second language. — Mark Winik

I don't want any dog to be put down. — Tila Tequila

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one. — Jake McDorman

We aren't just service dog and master, Tuesday and I are also best friends. Kindred souls, Brothers. Whatever you want to call it. — Luis Carlos Montalvan

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog. — Molly Harper

They kicked me out of the church when I'm a little girl because they said I'm singing like a dog. They didn't want me to sing there anymore. — Concha Buika

I want gunshots and canned laughter and dog food commercials. Nothing seems too tragic when the television is blaring. — Liane Moriarty

The state of shock is losing its
charm. I want my brain back. Can't it just shake itself off like
a dog already and get back to work? — Kendare Blake

Connor perked up like a dog begging for a bone. "Does the almighty Chase Matthews want to be an Edward to her Bella? — R.S. Grey

I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business. — Rebel Wilson

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want. — Simon Cowell

What do dogs want? They want each other. Human beings are merely a cynomorphic substitute ... — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog. — Nicki Minaj

We kind of agree with Mao that political power comes largely from the barrel of a gun. And we get it that if you want a friend you should get a dog. — Ron Bloom

I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me. — Amanda Lance

Want a hot dog, McMahon? — Jesse Ventura

We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get it for them. — Kelly Rutherford

You don't always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need. — Cesar Millan

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. — Bill Cosby

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. — Jay Leno

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up. — Chelsea Clinton

They tell you in Washington that if you want a friend, get a dog. That is not true. Get a family. This is a hard place to be. — Merrick Garland

Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. — Heather Wolf

A dog is a liberal ... He wants to please everybody. — William Kunstler

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. — Dick Dale

People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog. — Ann Patchett

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

You can teach an old dog new tricksif the old dog wants to learn. — Tip O'Neill

I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out. — Kristin Bauer Van Straten

If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. — Greg Giraldo

I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog. — Alan Sugar

On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe. — Tom Ford

It's like being at an animal shelter, where I want to be the one the most skittish dog takes a liking to. — Emery Lord

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food. — Ice-T

I didn't want to have to say this, but I double-dog dare you." I couldn't stop the grin. "What are you? Twelve?" "What are you? Forty?" He — Aileen Erin

I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat. — Don Rickles

I didn't want to admit that I still slept with a stuffed animal. But I did. I loved that dog. — Garth Stein

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog. — Carl Icahn

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog. — Victoria Pratt

When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun. — Ian Dunbar

First rule: If your dog doesn't do what you want, it's your fault. — Robin McKinley

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. — Adam Carolla

In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely. — Kaley Cuoco

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. — Deborah Norville

A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it. — Mills Lane

If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am. — Simon Cowell

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog. — Deb Caletti

There is a saying about relationships in Washington: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — Katharine Graham

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog. — Carl Icahn

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

See that's exactly why I don't want a dog." "Why?" "Because it'll just die." "Everybody dies, Brooklyn." Like that makes it okay or something. — Lisa Schroeder

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. — Wayne Pacelle

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog — Zach Braff

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

All he think about since us married is how to make me mind. He don't want a wife, he want a dog. (Walker 2000: 58) — Alice Walker

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. — America Ferrera

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' — Lewis Grizzard