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I Smoke Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

I Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

I Smoke Quotes By Tina Fey: (When I started at SNL, you could still

(When I started at SNL, you could still smoke in an office building. I might not be young.) I — Tina Fey

I Smoke Quotes By Cilla Black: I did smoke a joint once but I

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it. — Cilla Black

I Smoke Quotes By Joan Rivers: I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Joan Rivers

I Smoke Quotes By John Lennon: If somebody gives me a joint, I might

If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it. — John Lennon

I Smoke Quotes By Radha Mitchell: I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.

I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol. — Radha Mitchell

I Smoke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got a smoke alarm at home, but

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg

I Smoke Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves

So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I Smoke Quotes By Mark Twain: I never smoke to excess - that is,

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. — Mark Twain

I Smoke Quotes By Shaun Alexander: I think there will be more smiles when

I think there will be more smiles when the smoke clears. — Shaun Alexander

I Smoke Quotes By S.A. Tawks: I don't make people smoke pot or meth,

I don't make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff. — S.A. Tawks

I Smoke Quotes By Adam Jay Epstein: Gilbert tried to reason with the smoke hound.

Gilbert tried to reason with the smoke hound. "I am a frog," he explained. "You are a puff of black smoke shaped like a dog. We are not related. — Adam Jay Epstein

I Smoke Quotes By Whitey Ford: Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke,

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around. — Whitey Ford

I Smoke Quotes By Jenny Han: So I guess it's okay with you if

So I guess it's okay with you if I smoke up too?" says Steven.
"If you get breast cancer — Jenny Han

I Smoke Quotes By Byron Edgington: I don't want truth, Palmer; I want smoke!"

I don't want truth, Palmer; I want smoke!"
Captain Ahearn: Waiting For Willie Pete — Byron Edgington

I Smoke Quotes By CM Punk: I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: My name on your lips as you come

My name on your lips as you come is the sexiest thing
I've ever heard. — Amy Andrews

I Smoke Quotes By Ace Frehley: I can't even read notes. But I can

I can't even read notes. But I can teach someone how to make a guitar smoke. — Ace Frehley

I Smoke Quotes By Carolyn Murphy: For the record, I do not smoke cigarettes.

For the record, I do not smoke cigarettes. They use them in fashion shots to make us look cool I guess. — Carolyn Murphy

I Smoke Quotes By Joni Mitchell: I sang in art school, just to get

I sang in art school, just to get money to smoke. — Joni Mitchell

I Smoke Quotes By Victoria Beckham: Before I became famous I used to think

Before I became famous I used to think there's no smoke without fire. But believe me, there can be a fire without smoke. — Victoria Beckham

I Smoke Quotes By Chris Martin: I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I

I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke. — Chris Martin

I Smoke Quotes By Rakim: And I'll break, when I'm through breakin, I'll

And I'll break, when I'm through breakin,
I'll leave you broke,
Drop the mic when I'm finished, and watch it smoke — Rakim

I Smoke Quotes By Groucho Marx: Do you mind if I don't smoke?

Do you mind if I don't smoke? — Groucho Marx

I Smoke Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: What can I say? Watching you play rugby

What can I say? Watching you play rugby makes me horny."

His fingers lightly stroked her back. "In that case, I'll get you a season pass. — Amy Andrews

I Smoke Quotes By Brian Posehn: I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally,

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day. — Brian Posehn

I Smoke Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded. — Kevin Nealon

I Smoke Quotes By Randy Moss: I smoke a blunt once every blue moon.

I smoke a blunt once every blue moon. But hey, the moon looks kinda blue tonight ... — Randy Moss

I Smoke Quotes By Bob Crane: I don't smoke, I don't drink, two out

I don't smoke, I don't drink, two out of three ain't bad. — Bob Crane

I Smoke Quotes By Shelley Winters: I don't want to smoke cigars or go

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check. — Shelley Winters

I Smoke Quotes By Paul Simon: I stepped outside to smoke a J and

I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move. — Paul Simon

I Smoke Quotes By Anthony Hopkins: I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. — Anthony Hopkins

I Smoke Quotes By Elizabeth Bowen: At Spezia when I am angry I go

At Spezia when I am angry I go full of smoke inside, but when you make me angry I see everything. — Elizabeth Bowen

I Smoke Quotes By Chris Thrall: Now, I don't think I'm a stupid guy.

Now, I don't think I'm a stupid guy. I'm just an average guy who does
stupid things. — Chris Thrall

I Smoke Quotes By Rochelle H. Ragnarok: Give me the purple smoke, rising higher and

Give me the purple smoke, rising higher and higher into my brain until I dance with the purple butterflies. -Girl with the violet eyes. — Rochelle H. Ragnarok

I Smoke Quotes By Melissa Etheridge: Instead of taking five or six of the

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge

I Smoke Quotes By Hank Aaron: Can I smoke now without someone taking my

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture? — Hank Aaron

I Smoke Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: I would lock myself in my room and

I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot. — Ozzy Osbourne

I Smoke Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

I Smoke Quotes By Sophia Amoruso: The only thing I smoke is my competition

The only thing I smoke is my competition — Sophia Amoruso

I Smoke Quotes By John Green: Ya'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to

Ya'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. — John Green

I Smoke Quotes By Andy Warhol: I smoke pot because I want to go

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die — Andy Warhol

I Smoke Quotes By John Daly: There are probably some things I could do

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat. — John Daly

I Smoke Quotes By Winston Churchill: I drink and smoke and I am two

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit. — Winston Churchill

I Smoke Quotes By Eva Green: I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising,

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all. — Eva Green

I Smoke Quotes By Dres: I drink twenty forties, smoke forty blunts,Say a

I drink twenty forties, smoke forty blunts,
Say a hundred rhymes, and not sound like you once. — Dres

I Smoke Quotes By Benazir Bhutto: I'm not into smoke-filled rooms. I don't have

I'm not into smoke-filled rooms. I don't have the time for byzantine political intrigues. — Benazir Bhutto

I Smoke Quotes By Michael Imperioli: I do smoke in real life. A lot.

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact. — Michael Imperioli

I Smoke Quotes By Marcia E. Letaw: Did you know that between the two of

Did you know that between the two of us, we have free will if and only if I do what you want, and you do what I want. — Marcia E. Letaw

I Smoke Quotes By William Faulkner: I could still see the smoke stack. That's

I could still see the smoke stack. That's where the water would be, healing out to the sea and the peaceful grottoes. — William Faulkner

I Smoke Quotes By Sigmund Freud: My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you. — Sigmund Freud

I Smoke Quotes By Kate Winslet: 'Holy Smoke' is very brave because I don't

'Holy Smoke' is very brave because I don't think it's easy to watch. — Kate Winslet

I Smoke Quotes By John Green: Ya'll smoke to enjoy. I smoke to die.

Ya'll smoke to enjoy. I smoke to die. — John Green

I Smoke Quotes By Yul Brynner: Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke. — Yul Brynner

I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: I like this skirt. Makes a guy wonder

I like this skirt. Makes a guy wonder just how to get a girl out of it. — Amy Andrews

I Smoke Quotes By Mark Twain: I have only one moral precept; never smoke

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time. — Mark Twain

I Smoke Quotes By Juicy J: I don't advise kids to do what I

I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink. — Juicy J

I Smoke Quotes By Johnny Depp: I love to smoke. I wish I had

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars — Johnny Depp

I Smoke Quotes By Marina Tsvetaeva: I do not speak. I smoke. Throat tight,

I do not speak. I smoke. Throat tight, as if fingers are squeezing it. — Marina Tsvetaeva

I Smoke Quotes By Mac Miller: I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke

I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt — Mac Miller

I Smoke Quotes By Dave Attell: I smoke so much. Three packs a day

I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell

I Smoke Quotes By Ashley Tisdale: I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's

I don't drink, and I don't smoke. It's a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom. — Ashley Tisdale

I Smoke Quotes By Kathy Griffin: Food is my thing, I do not smoke

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. — Kathy Griffin

I Smoke Quotes By Johann Sebastian Bach: On land, on sea, at home abroad, I

On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God. — Johann Sebastian Bach

I Smoke Quotes By Duane Swierczynski: I read like fiends smoke crack

I read like fiends smoke crack — Duane Swierczynski

I Smoke Quotes By Gerald McRaney: Even though I smoke, just because I'm a

Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. — Gerald McRaney

I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: If I'd known a sixty-niner was the way

If I'd known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago. — Amy Andrews

I Smoke Quotes By Geoff Page: I vanish westward into smoke.

I vanish westward
into smoke. — Geoff Page

I Smoke Quotes By Andy Warhol: I think pot should be legal. I don't

I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it. — Andy Warhol

I Smoke Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook,

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse

I Smoke Quotes By Katy Perry: I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and

I think Rihanna always looks so fresh and I'm like, "How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke!" — Katy Perry

I Smoke Quotes By Willie Nelson: I smoke pot every day, and I love

I smoke pot every day, and I love it! — Willie Nelson

I Smoke Quotes By Harry Dean Stanton: I only eat so that I can smoke

I only eat so that I can smoke and stay alive. — Harry Dean Stanton

I Smoke Quotes By Siobhan Fahey: I can't remember what the last film I

I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas. — Siobhan Fahey

I Smoke Quotes By Steve Martin: The only thing that bothers me is if

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin

I Smoke Quotes By Bill Hicks: I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. — Bill Hicks

I Smoke Quotes By Alessia Cara: I don't really dance. I don't drink or

I don't really dance. I don't drink or smoke. Being at parties is very awkward. — Alessia Cara

I Smoke Quotes By Armistead Maupin: Brian's face turned pouty. "So you were just

Brian's face turned pouty. "So you were just blowing smoke up my ass." Anna smiled dimly. "You may have been inhaling, dear, but I wasn't blowing. — Armistead Maupin

I Smoke Quotes By Ron White: I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White

I Smoke Quotes By Aesop Rock: There's smoke in my iris, but I painted

There's smoke in my iris, but I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids — Aesop Rock

I Smoke Quotes By Joe Budden: Look, sometimes the truth could hurt you so

Look, sometimes the truth could hurt you so I blow my cig smoke right at the truth commercial. — Joe Budden

I Smoke Quotes By Libba Bray: You look very handsome, Papa," I say.The twinkle

You look very handsome, Papa," I say.
The twinkle is back in his eyes. "Smoke and mirrors," he says with a wink. "Smoke and mirrors. — Libba Bray

I Smoke Quotes By Cameron Diaz: I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists -

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.' — Cameron Diaz

I Smoke Quotes By Tuomas Holopainen: All I am is smoke and mirrors ...

All I am is smoke and mirrors ... — Tuomas Holopainen

I Smoke Quotes By Sean Price: I don't want to be the only survivor

I don't want to be the only survivor on the island with no smoke. — Sean Price

I Smoke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: My one light American Spirit that I smoke

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow

I Smoke Quotes By Mark Twain: I have made it a rule never to

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. — Mark Twain

I Smoke Quotes By Lillian Gordy Carter: I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say? — Lillian Gordy Carter

I Smoke Quotes By Theodore H. White: I have decided that I will test my

I have decided that I will test my ability ... in the fires of the primaries and not just in the smoke-filled rooms of Miami Beach. — Theodore H. White

I Smoke Quotes By Gloria Jones: I don't choose stay in the state of

I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off. — Gloria Jones

I Smoke Quotes By George R R Martin: You are quite mad." The smoke had filled

You are quite mad." The smoke had filled her eyes with tears. "If you were better born, I'd marry you. — George R R Martin

I Smoke Quotes By Erin Hanson: Your blindness to my downfall,Has gone too far

Your blindness to my downfall,
Has gone too far to be a joke,
As I stand ablaze before you,
And you tell me you smell smoke. — Erin Hanson

I Smoke Quotes By Charlize Theron: I think good filmmaking is when you really

I think good filmmaking is when you really hold the mirror up truthfully, and you don't angle it and you don't hide things with smoke and mirrors. — Charlize Theron

I Smoke Quotes By Tyler, The Creator: I don't smoke at all. I think that

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator

I Smoke Quotes By Earl Weaver: Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score. — Earl Weaver

I Smoke Quotes By Willie Nelson: I use vaporizers a lot. It cuts down

I use vaporizers a lot. It cuts down on the heat and the smoke. And for a singer that's not a bad idea. — Willie Nelson

I Smoke Quotes By George Burns: If I paid ten dollars for a cigar,

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns

I Smoke Quotes By Amy Andrews: I tackle guys three times your size for

I tackle guys three times your size for a living. I can handle whatever you throw at me. — Amy Andrews