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I Promise Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: Julia had it easy... She never had to

Julia had it easy... She never had to kill Romeo — Richelle Mead

I Promise Funny Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones: Funny the way it was never enough to

Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up. — Diana Wynne Jones

I Promise Funny Quotes By Elle Macpherson: My favorite body part is my heart. Nothing

My favorite body part is my heart. Nothing beats loving and being loved. — Elle Macpherson

I Promise Funny Quotes By Derek Landy: You promise?""I cross the place where my heart

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

I Promise Funny Quotes By Carole Cummings: Fuck you.""Promise?

Fuck you."
"Promise? — Carole Cummings

I Promise Funny Quotes By Wayne Thomas Batson: Adventures are funny things. They always begin with

Adventures are funny things. They always begin with the unexpected, but they always end wit the promise of adventures yet to comestoriai — Wayne Thomas Batson

I Promise Funny Quotes By Philip Zaleski: Fidelity in marriage requires self-will and self-denial.

Fidelity in marriage requires self-will and self-denial. — Philip Zaleski

I Promise Funny Quotes By Kate Rothwell: Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and

Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge. — Kate Rothwell

I Promise Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Hoyt: Edward shot a glare at Davis that held

Edward shot a glare at Davis that held the promise of dismemberment, mayhem, and the apocalypse. — Elizabeth Hoyt

I Promise Funny Quotes By John Maynard Keynes: Experience shows that what happens is always the

Experience shows that what happens is always the thing against which one has not made provision in advance. — John Maynard Keynes

I Promise Funny Quotes By Michelle Anthony: deep inside each one of us is the

deep inside each one of us is the desire to write and control our own script of life. — Michelle Anthony

I Promise Funny Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: Alek coughed politely, "If I promise to avoid

Alek coughed politely, "If I promise to avoid funny business, could you perhaps remove this knife from my throat? — Scott Westerfeld

I Promise Funny Quotes By Napoleon Hill: Face the facts squarely. Ask yourself definite questions

Face the facts squarely. Ask yourself definite questions and demand direct replies. — Napoleon Hill

I Promise Funny Quotes By Mariel Hemingway: Whatever it is that you do in your

Whatever it is that you do in your life, you're your own guide. — Mariel Hemingway

I Promise Funny Quotes By Brian Martin: We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all

We use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory ... — Brian Martin

I Promise Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: I promise you I will listen to what

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. — George W. Bush

I Promise Funny Quotes By Corrie Ten Boom: I looked on Jesus and the dove of

I looked on Jesus and the dove of peace entered my heart. I looked at the dove of peace; and lo ... off he went. — Corrie Ten Boom

I Promise Funny Quotes By Whipplesnaith: Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot

Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it. — Whipplesnaith