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I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Kyle Adams: Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I wish it was that easy to get

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. — Chelsea Handler

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Bill Shankly: A football team is like a piano. You

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By George Carlin: They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them! — George Carlin

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By John Green: She's cute, I thought, but you don't need

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Michael Dobbs: His deepest need was that people should like

His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Warren Buffett: You don't ever ask a barber whether you

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Doug Dorst: I think it's love.''Funny.''I'm serious.''And your support for

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Eva Morgan: So I need to lay down some ground

So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: I know what you want. And I know

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Samuel Hall Lord: A friend in need is a friend to

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. — Samuel Hall Lord

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: If it's the Psychic Network why do they

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I rented a car. I didn't really need

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me?

I'm going to need to save you."
"Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By C.E. Morgan: ...she thought how funny that the first thing

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Ann Landers: An open marriage is nature's way of telling

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: I really need 5 hours of Facebook to

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Lynda Barry: I need to be cheered up a lot.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. — Lynda Barry

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: By the time we get to church, I

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Elena, my four year old, says to me

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By John Sandford: Like the NRA says, it's better to have

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

I Need You More Than Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: So this bloke says to me, "Can I

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine