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I Mean Funny Quotes By Ingrid Michaelson: Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

I Mean Funny Quotes By Khloe Kardashian: You know, it's funny, no matter what I

You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives. — Khloe Kardashian

I Mean Funny Quotes By J.A. Konrath: But Thor and I weren't going to happen,

But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean. — J.A. Konrath

I Mean Funny Quotes By Emma Roberts: I don't really have a type of guy

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

I Mean Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. — Anthony Jeselnik

I Mean Funny Quotes By Kenya Wright: She held her hand out in front of

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

I Mean Funny Quotes By Gene Wilder: I don't mean to sound - I don't

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

I Mean Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis

I Mean Funny Quotes By Sarah Cross: Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not

Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) — Sarah Cross

I Mean Funny Quotes By T.S. Krupa: I mean, my age is just a number.

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I Mean Funny Quotes By Mary Roach: I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Just because I rock doesn't mean I am

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

I Mean Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: I wish I wanted you, Rehv.He laughed dryly.

I wish I wanted you, Rehv.
He laughed dryly. Funny. I know just what you mean. — J.R. Ward

I Mean Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

I Mean Funny Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

I Mean Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I know my spirit is not mean, and

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. — Tracy Morgan

I Mean Funny Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I understand that you don't want to marry

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

I Mean Funny Quotes By Ida Lokas: I bet she likes it hard, from behind,

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

I Mean Funny Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

I Mean Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson: I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

I Mean Funny Quotes By Richard Paul Evans: I love when I can reboot people when

I love when I can reboot people when they are being mean to others ... — Richard Paul Evans

I Mean Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: We were talking about urban youth. And by

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

I Mean Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: I don't know why small chocolates are called

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington

I Mean Funny Quotes By Lish McBride: She whistled when she noticed my back. I

She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular. — Lish McBride

I Mean Funny Quotes By Upamanyu Chatterjee: Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

I Mean Funny Quotes By Lila Felix: ...he was such an ass - I mean

...he was such an ass - I mean if he was any more of an ass, he'd be saddled and ridden in a small pueblo in Mexico.
--Ashland — Lila Felix

I Mean Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: You mean you don't want to come in

You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss? — Nenia Campbell

I Mean Funny Quotes By Christopher Gorham: You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham

I Mean Funny Quotes By Olivia Wilde: I had imaginary friends and even they were

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me. — Olivia Wilde

I Mean Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: But we don't do things like that!" said

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

I Mean Funny Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny. — Dov Davidoff

I Mean Funny Quotes By Diana Rowland: Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have

Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. — Diana Rowland

I Mean Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. — Nicole McKay

I Mean Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't respond well to mellow, you know

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. — Woody Allen

I Mean Funny Quotes By Rhys Darby: That's one of the best things about characters

That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things. — Rhys Darby

I Mean Funny Quotes By Dorothy Gish: I mean what good does it do anyone

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end. — Dorothy Gish

I Mean Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment,

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. — Eoin Colfer

I Mean Funny Quotes By Hugh Grant: The reason I turn down 99% of a

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. — Hugh Grant

I Mean Funny Quotes By Christopher Buehlman: That was a mean thought, and not funny

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

I Mean Funny Quotes By Tucker Max: No one wants to read a story where

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. — Tucker Max

I Mean Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard

I Mean Funny Quotes By Tamra Torero: I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant,

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

I Mean Funny Quotes By Maria Semple: The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible,

The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be. — Maria Semple

I Mean Funny Quotes By Joy Behar: Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny. — Joy Behar

I Mean Funny Quotes By Tina Fey: Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz,

Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age! — Tina Fey

I Mean Funny Quotes By Sienna McQuillen: Oh, you think it's funny being mean to

Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook?
I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen

I Mean Funny Quotes By Mira Monroe: All groups are a little intimidated by ya

All groups are a little intimidated by ya show of power. I mean who ever thought the monarchy was dead didn't realize it changed zip codes. - Cross — Mira Monroe

I Mean Funny Quotes By Andy Warhol: I used to think that everything was just

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? — Andy Warhol

I Mean Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: They can't expect anyone to actually pay for

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex

I Mean Funny Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah: I just don't know what I'd do without

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

I Mean Funny Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

I Mean Funny Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

I Mean Funny Quotes By John Green: I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

I Mean Funny Quotes By Mark Schiff: When somebody says, "The last thing I want

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first. — Mark Schiff

I Mean Funny Quotes By Joe Pesci: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

I Mean Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jonathan Ashworth: I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: I don't mean he missed him, but he

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

I Mean Funny Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

I Mean Funny Quotes By Paris Hilton: A lot of the things I say I'm

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jack Prelutsky: You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

I Mean Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

I Mean Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Little: And I'd be damned if I let the

And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. — Elizabeth Little

I Mean Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

I Mean Funny Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

I Mean Funny Quotes By Robert De Niro: I guess the only thing to do now

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro

I Mean Funny Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

I Mean Funny Quotes By TBBishiXO: You there, you look like a well-rounded lady,

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

I Mean Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

I Mean Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: I don't mean to be funny.

I don't mean to be funny. — Yogi Berra

I Mean Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

I Mean Funny Quotes By Triple H: I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

I Mean Funny Quotes By Wanda Sykes: But I think funny and talent will always

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. — Wanda Sykes

I Mean Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

I Mean Funny Quotes By Christian Bale: I find what I do for a living

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

I Mean Funny Quotes By Claire LaZebnik: "And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool?

"And then we played Ping-Pong - "
"Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik

I Mean Funny Quotes By Roz Chast: I think maybe to survive, I mean to

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

I Mean Funny Quotes By Lauren Layne: I mean, why would you want the funny

I mean, why would you want the funny sidekick when you can have the heroine? — Lauren Layne

I Mean Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: You should never be mean to other girls.

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

I Mean Funny Quotes By Ralph Bakshi: Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully. — Ralph Bakshi

I Mean Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora,

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

I Mean Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

I Mean Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: I frequently observe that one pretty face would

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

I Mean Funny Quotes By John Arcudi: I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi

I Mean Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell