I Love You Too Funny Quotes

I Love You Too Funny Quotes & Sayings

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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. — Laura Thalassa

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole