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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
— Mitch Hedberg
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
— Rachel Caine
When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation.
— Mary Lambert
He's got plans with the girlfriend." Gage rolled his eyes. "You can say her name, man. She's not Voldemort, you know.
— Elle Kennedy
I didn't know his name, didn't know if he had a girlfriend, didn't know if he wanted one, but I knew I was in trouble.
— Nicole Williams
I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.
— Crystal Woods
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day.
— Isaac Hanson
I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of.
— Maggie Gyllenhaal
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
— Dave Attell
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
— Emo Philips
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.
— Junot Diaz
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
— Mitch Hedberg
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
— Adam Ferrara
'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.
— Anna Wintour
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
