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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation. — Mary Lambert

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you. — Collin Raye

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why. — Scott Baio

He's got plans with the girlfriend." Gage rolled his eyes. "You can say her name, man. She's not Voldemort, you know. — Elle Kennedy

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

I didn't know his name, didn't know if he had a girlfriend, didn't know if he wanted one, but I knew I was in trouble. — Nicole Williams

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day. — Isaac Hanson

I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of. — Maggie Gyllenhaal

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell

They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends. — Taylor Swift

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. — Emo Philips

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she'll be displeased, because she didn't know I had a girlfriend. — Jarod Kintz

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. — Ben Folds

I don't know why you care.
He doesn't even know you're there — NSYNC

She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. — Junot Diaz

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend. — Anna Wintour

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine — Zayn Malik

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. — Anthony Jeselnik

I really think I need to find a home. I don't know if that includes a girlfriend or not, but first I need to find a home, definitely. — Jens Lekman

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down. — Jennifer Echols