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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. — Lily Collins

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay. — M.F. Moonzajer

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic. — Nicole Richie

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs

Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers? — Gabby Rivera

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet — Harry Styles

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. — Josh Duhamel

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. — Toshihiko Seko