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If you believe that Reid then you're more delusional than I thought. I guarantee you, just being there is hurting her enough to last a lifetime. — Harper Sloan

You will have sex with me; that I can guarantee, Miss Sinclair."~Ian — Sandi Lynn

I guarantee you it will not be anyone from the outside. — Jack Welch

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. — Sarah Silverman

Unless you look dirty, wild, and disreputable, and smell really bad, if you know what your talent is, I guarantee some employer is looking for you — Richard N. Bolles

Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad. — Lindsey Renee Backen

Because I could take this as an opportunity to create something that I pretty much guarantee nobody else was going to create in film. — Shane West

Busted," she said. "You pretend to be all rough and tough, but on the inside you're a big softie."
"I guarantee you there is nothing soft
— Robin Bielman

Do not like this taste for adventure you have developed, sister."
"I am afraid I cannot guarantee I shall be rid of it anytime soon. — Sarah MacLean

If we ruled the world, I guarantee you they never would have cancelled Firefly — Jim C. Hines

Don't hate me for what tabloids write about me, because I guarantee it's a lie. — Taylor Momsen

Am I incapable of living with the one sole guarantee, that I'm still here? Am I afraid of living because I fear death? — Hildegard Knef

Steroids do not guarantee you're going to have success. I think a lot of people think that they will, but they don't. — Tony Gwynn

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby ... I guarantee you. — Clint Eastwood

I've got news for you. We're gonna win the game. I guarantee it. — Joe Namath

Sweetheart, by the time I'm done with you, sleep will be the last thing on your mind. I guarantee it. — Lauren Layne

Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing. — Christopher Kimball

You need to really scrub your investment portfolios, because I guarantee you, many of you are going to find them chock-full of subprime carbon assets. — Al Gore

I may be the most recognizable name in the cast, but I can guarantee that I am not the most talented. — Huey Lewis

Run as much miles as I did and you'll learn the secret of running, but I can't guarantee you'll win in Olympics. — Lasse Viren

I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class. — John Bingham

I can always guarantee that the Irish Citizen Army will fight but I cannot guarantee that it will be on time — James Connolly

Still waters run deep, I'd thought. Later, I learned that silence did not necessarily guarantee depth. — Jennifer Weiner

It's frightening that there's no guarantee that I'll be loved. — Natsuki Takaya

If I ever go onstage at the Oscars, you can guarantee I'll be wearing my motorcycle boots. — Dean Winters

This is like the town council just hired a new marshal to clean up the town, I guarantee you, if I stay here long enough, they'll get rid of me, too. — Bobby Knight

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people. — Tucker Max

I cannot guarantee to endure at all times the confinements of even an attractive cage — Amelia Earhart

As long as that song plays, I get to put my hands on you, and I can't guarantee I'm going to be a complete gentleman about it. — Meredith Wild

I guarantee you, yoga will compete with computers, music, sports, automobiles, the drug industry. Yoga will take over the world! — Bikram Choudhury

If I could just somehow let you see yourself through my eyes. I guarantee your feet would never touch the ground again. — Scott Lynch

I think if you get your fifth script made, that's the fast track. But there's no guarantee any of them will get made. — Geoffrey S. Fletcher

Freedom of speech i can guarantee ,but freedom after speech i can't guarantee ,so watch the the type of words that comes from your mouth. — Lexis Smigz

Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat. — Alfred Hitchcock

I'm hoping that what I am or what I'm not ethnically doesn't limit me in anyone else's eyes. I guarantee you it doesn't in mine. — Wentworth Miller

I don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry. — Michael Landon

The securest guarantee of the long-term good health of both farmland and city is, I believe, locally produced food. — Wendell Berry

I have no guarantee that God will choose to heal Ann, but I know he wants me to pray to that end. — K. Howard Joslin

Personally, I don't think that having a water goddess for an ancestress is a guarantee of freedom against seasickness, nor come to that, shipwreck. — Philippa Gregory

Hard work alone won't guarantee success, but without hard work, I'll guarantee you won't have success. — Bruce Pearl

I prefer to do movies, just for the simple fact that in TV, there's not much of a guarantee. They can pull the plug on you. — Vivica A. Fox

I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her - babbling!! — Tennessee Williams

Past success is no guarantee of future success, so I have learned to be an entrepreneur. I began to produce and direct my own projects. — Ian Ziering

Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern

I hated my mom for not letting me play football as a kid. So when I have kids someday, I guarantee they'll never meet their grandmother. — Anthony Jeselnik

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. — Tupac Shakur

Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money. — Murray Walker

I guarantee it will change your life, but only because everything does, however small. — Johnny Rich

I can guarantee you one thing, we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis. — Lester Bangs

I'd relived enough terrible events happening to cautious people to know that prudence wasn't a guarantee for happiness. — Jeaniene Frost

No relationship comes with a guarantee, but I'd rather fail with you than succeed with anyone else. — Linda Morris

I guarantee the people who study are going to be successful. Nothing can replace hard work. — Freeman A. Hrabowski III

I have nowhere claimed nor even implied that unbelief is a guarantee of good conduct or even an indicator of it. — Christopher Hitchens

There's no guarantee I'll survive it, but that's sort of the human condition, isn't it? In the end, nobody gets out alive. — Ann Aguirre

If you're nice, if you like yourself, if you treat other people well, you're going to be successful. I guarantee it. — Dannel Malloy

It's just tea, you weirdo. And I could totally survive without it if I needed to." She paused. "I just can't guarantee anyone else's safety. — Jill Shalvis

I don't guarantee you to be a good man,
I promise you will be a better man — Unknown

If you don't brand yourself, other people will.
And I can guarantee you that they won't brand you in the way that you want to be branded. — Catherine Kaputa

I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work. — Bear Bryant

We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it. — Joe Namath

Ultimately, I think the Equal Protection Clause does guarantee same-sex marriage in all fifty states. — Barack Obama

If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that. — Michelle Obama

Half the bands I guarantee wouldn't at this point want Nuno to open for them. — Nuno Bettencourt

Sales is this cure all for this problem. Get people to give you their credit card and I guarantee you they're actually interested. — Emmett Shear

Forget about getting, simply give; and I guarantee you, you will get much. — Rajneesh

I think I could make you fifty percent a year on one million dollars. No, I know I could. I guarantee that. — Warren Buffett

I willingly allow that money does not guarantee happiness; but it must also be allowed that it makes happiness a great deal easier to achieve. — Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older. — Melvin Helitzer

Grab his penis like this, and I guarantee, it's a done deal. — Emily Giffin

I moved to cricket at a time when I was at the peak of my career, and I can guarantee you that no one else from Bollywood would have done that. — Preity Zinta

I believe that social security should be a universal retirement guarantee and not means tested. — Steve Israel

This is my world. You step into my world, you will step out a loser - I guarantee it. — Frank Shamrock

I cannot guarantee anything. — Novak Djokovic

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one. — Anonymous

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that. — George Brett

An unconditional right to say what one pleases about public affairs is what I consider to be the minimum guarantee of the First Amendment. — Hugo Black

If I might control the literature of the household, I would guarantee the well-being of Church and State. — Francis Bacon

Whenever people annoy me beyond reason, I can guarantee it's because they're demonstrating something I'd rather not see in myself. — Nadia Bolz-Weber

But, I don't want to assume that our tradition of excellence is a guarantee of future excellence. — Dave Heineman

If Steven Spielberg brought me a movie four hours long and said, 'It has to go out this way,' I guarantee you that's the way it would go out. — Sidney Sheinberg

You're a cop aren't you?
A private detective.
Isn't that the same thing?
The cops guarantee order. All I do is uncover disorder. — Manuel Vazquez Montalban

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist. — Stephen Colbert

Air power alone does not guarantee America's security, but I believe it best exploits the nation's greatest asset - our technical skill. — Hoyt Vandenberg

You will not always be happy but I guarantee it that you will always be lucky as an artist when you least expect it. — Abigail George

I guarantee you that after you die you will not say 'I spent too much time praying; I wish I had watched more TV instead. — Peter Kreeft

I guarantee you there is someone in your life that deserves more appreciation. Who is it? Find that person and let them know! — Andy Andrews

There is no guarantee what will give you happiness any which way. I know many married people who are unhappy. — Sakshi Tanwar

If you live real good, I can guarantee you are gonna get beat up real bad! — Rich Mullins

I don't need a guarantee if I have you. — Kristin Cast

No matter where I am working, I cannot make a film without 100% creative control and final cut. If there is such a guarantee, I can work anywhere. — Bong Joon-ho

I can guarantee that a hundred questions will not find my soul mate. I know this because he's dead. — Rachel Spanswick

I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you. — Tim Tharp

All I can guarantee you is that as long as you are searching for happiness, you will remain unhappy. — U.G. Krishnamurti

If they make you put on a suit, it's because they are going to do something horrible to you. I guarantee it. — Jesse Ball

I never presumed that a technique of composition or an idea was so special that just using it would guarantee the quality of the music. — Robert Morris

When I meet someone who says they're not "much for books," I can guarantee that they haven't met the right book yet. — Kersten Hamilton

I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow. — Kelly McGillis

I personally guarantee that now that bear wouldn't get past Dover without being shot. — David Blunkett

I always thought signing was an artist's honour and guarantee of authenticity. — Robert Genn