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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
— Sarah Silverman
Unless you look dirty, wild, and disreputable, and smell really bad, if you know what your talent is, I guarantee some employer is looking for you
— Richard N. Bolles
Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad.
— Lindsey Renee Backen
Busted," she said. "You pretend to be all rough and tough, but on the inside you're a big softie.""I guarantee you there is nothing soft
— Robin Bielman
Do not like this taste for adventure you have developed, sister.""I am afraid I cannot guarantee I shall be rid of it anytime soon. — Sarah MacLean
Am I incapable of living with the one sole guarantee, that I'm still here? Am I afraid of living because I fear death?
— Hildegard Knef
Steroids do not guarantee you're going to have success. I think a lot of people think that they will, but they don't.
— Tony Gwynn
First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby ... I guarantee you.
— Clint Eastwood
Sweetheart, by the time I'm done with you, sleep will be the last thing on your mind. I guarantee it.
— Lauren Layne
Google 'broccoli casserole' and make the first recipe you find. I guarantee it will be disappointing.
— Christopher Kimball
I may be the most recognizable name in the cast, but I can guarantee that I am not the most talented.
— Huey Lewis
Run as much miles as I did and you'll learn the secret of running, but I can't guarantee you'll win in Olympics.
— Lasse Viren
I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.
— John Bingham
I can always guarantee that the Irish Citizen Army will fight but I cannot guarantee that it will be on time
— James Connolly
Still waters run deep, I'd thought. Later, I learned that silence did not necessarily guarantee depth.
— Jennifer Weiner
It's frightening that there's no guarantee that I'll be loved.
— Natsuki Takaya
If I ever go onstage at the Oscars, you can guarantee I'll be wearing my motorcycle boots.
— Dean Winters
I cannot guarantee to endure at all times the confinements of even an attractive cage
— Amelia Earhart
As long as that song plays, I get to put my hands on you, and I can't guarantee I'm going to be a complete gentleman about it.
— Meredith Wild
I guarantee you, yoga will compete with computers, music, sports, automobiles, the drug industry. Yoga will take over the world!
— Bikram Choudhury
If I could just somehow let you see yourself through my eyes. I guarantee your feet would never touch the ground again.
— Scott Lynch
I think if you get your fifth script made, that's the fast track. But there's no guarantee any of them will get made.
— Geoffrey S. Fletcher
Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat.
— Alfred Hitchcock
I'm hoping that what I am or what I'm not ethnically doesn't limit me in anyone else's eyes. I guarantee you it doesn't in mine.
— Wentworth Miller
I don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry.
— Michael Landon
The securest guarantee of the long-term good health of both farmland and city is, I believe, locally produced food.
— Wendell Berry
I have no guarantee that God will choose to heal Ann, but I know he wants me to pray to that end.
— K. Howard Joslin
Personally, I don't think that having a water goddess for an ancestress is a guarantee of freedom against seasickness, nor come to that, shipwreck.
— Philippa Gregory
Hard work alone won't guarantee success, but without hard work, I'll guarantee you won't have success.
— Bruce Pearl
I prefer to do movies, just for the simple fact that in TV, there's not much of a guarantee. They can pull the plug on you.
— Vivica A. Fox
I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her - babbling!!
— Tennessee Williams
Here's what happens when you dieyou sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern
I hated my mom for not letting me play football as a kid. So when I have kids someday, I guarantee they'll never meet their grandmother.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.
— Tupac Shakur
Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.
— Murray Walker
I guarantee it will change your life, but only because everything does, however small.
— Johnny Rich
I can guarantee you one thing, we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis.
— Lester Bangs
I'd relived enough terrible events happening to cautious people to know that prudence wasn't a guarantee for happiness.
— Jeaniene Frost
No relationship comes with a guarantee, but I'd rather fail with you than succeed with anyone else.
— Linda Morris
I guarantee the people who study are going to be successful. Nothing can replace hard work.
— Freeman A. Hrabowski III
I have nowhere claimed nor even implied that unbelief is a guarantee of good conduct or even an indicator of it.
— Christopher Hitchens
There's no guarantee I'll survive it, but that's sort of the human condition, isn't it? In the end, nobody gets out alive.
— Ann Aguirre
If you're nice, if you like yourself, if you treat other people well, you're going to be successful. I guarantee it.
— Dannel Malloy
If you don't brand yourself, other people will. And I can guarantee you that they won't brand you in the way that you want to be branded. — Catherine Kaputa
I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work.
— Bear Bryant
We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it.
— Joe Namath
Ultimately, I think the Equal Protection Clause does guarantee same-sex marriage in all fifty states.
— Barack Obama
If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that.
— Michelle Obama
Sales is this cure all for this problem. Get people to give you their credit card and I guarantee you they're actually interested.
— Emmett Shear
I think I could make you fifty percent a year on one million dollars. No, I know I could. I guarantee that.
— Warren Buffett
I willingly allow that money does not guarantee happiness; but it must also be allowed that it makes happiness a great deal easier to achieve.
— Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.
— Melvin Helitzer
Grab his penis like this, and I guarantee, it's a done deal.
— Emily Giffin
I believe that social security should be a universal retirement guarantee and not means tested.
— Steve Israel
This is my world. You step into my world, you will step out a loser - I guarantee it.
— Frank Shamrock
I cannot guarantee anything.
— Novak Djokovic
If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
— Anonymous
You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.
— Dean Norris
A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.
— George Brett
If I might control the literature of the household, I would guarantee the well-being of Church and State.
— Francis Bacon
Whenever people annoy me beyond reason, I can guarantee it's because they're demonstrating something I'd rather not see in myself.
— Nadia Bolz-Weber
But, I don't want to assume that our tradition of excellence is a guarantee of future excellence.
— Dave Heineman
If Steven Spielberg brought me a movie four hours long and said, 'It has to go out this way,' I guarantee you that's the way it would go out.
— Sidney Sheinberg
You're a cop aren't you?A private detective.
Isn't that the same thing?
The cops guarantee order. All I do is uncover disorder. — Manuel Vazquez Montalban
If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
— Stephen Colbert
Air power alone does not guarantee America's security, but I believe it best exploits the nation's greatest asset - our technical skill.
— Hoyt Vandenberg
You will not always be happy but I guarantee it that you will always be lucky as an artist when you least expect it.
— Abigail George
I guarantee you that after you die you will not say 'I spent too much time praying; I wish I had watched more TV instead.
— Peter Kreeft
I guarantee you there is someone in your life that deserves more appreciation. Who is it? Find that person and let them know!
— Andy Andrews
There is no guarantee what will give you happiness any which way. I know many married people who are unhappy.
— Sakshi Tanwar
I don't need a guarantee if I have you.
— Kristin Cast
I can guarantee that a hundred questions will not find my soul mate. I know this because he's dead.
— Rachel Spanswick
I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you.
— Tim Tharp
All I can guarantee you is that as long as you are searching for happiness, you will remain unhappy.
— U.G. Krishnamurti
If they make you put on a suit, it's because they are going to do something horrible to you. I guarantee it.
— Jesse Ball
I never presumed that a technique of composition or an idea was so special that just using it would guarantee the quality of the music.
— Robert Morris
When I meet someone who says they're not "much for books," I can guarantee that they haven't met the right book yet.
— Kersten Hamilton
I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.
— Kelly McGillis
