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I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: I HAVE TO MEET HIM. I don't think

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Gene Wilder: I don't mean to sound - I don't

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Melody Anne: But the funny thing about love is that

But the funny thing about love is that you don't choose it, it chooses you. — Melody Anne

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Lindsey Vonn: I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. — Lindsey Vonn

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara: I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: I said to my husband, 'Why don't you

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: And write what you love - don't feel

And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. — Cassandra Clare

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Jared Padalecki: I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling. — Jared Padalecki

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Garry Shandling: After making love I said to my girl,

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Shungiku Nakamura: Don't you dare try to die again without

Don't you dare try to die again without asking my permission! — Shungiku Nakamura

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Carole Matthews: It's funny how things don't matter any more

It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. — Carole Matthews

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Paul Thorn: I don't like half the folks I love.

I don't like half the folks I love. — Paul Thorn

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Norm MacDonald: I like doing a funny show where I

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. — Norm MacDonald

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Jess C. Scott: I felt like an animal, and animals don't

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Confucius: Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you.

Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. — Confucius

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Let me be clear: I don't want to

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Tom Arnold: My wife's nagging is like living near the

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Scylar Tyberius: Love is a funny thing. The ones we

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. — Scylar Tyberius

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Anna Quindlen: It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like

It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone. — Anna Quindlen

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Tionne Rogers: I survived a divorce, no children and come

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Tamsyn Bester: We drink to those who love us, we

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Saul Bellow: We are funny creatures. We don't see the

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By George Saunders: The word 'funny' is a bit like the

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Kristen Stewart: I love sitting down and having actual conversations.

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Don Roff: Love it when a compelling new character kicks

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Julie Powell: If there's a sexier sound on this planet

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Don Byas: You call it madness, but I call it

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Miss Merikan: I like cats. They don't care if you

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Damon Galgut: The funny thing is, I don't care too

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: It's a funny thing about love: you don't

It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Whitney K.E.: Kate giggled. "Excellent choice.""I always make excellent choices.""I

Kate giggled. "Excellent choice."
"I always make excellent choices."
"I don't know about that."
"Of course I do. I picked ye, didn't I? — Whitney K.E.

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Don Roff: When you're writing what you love, it's the

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

I Don't Love You Funny Quotes By Billie Piper: I would really love to do a musical,

I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny. — Billie Piper