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I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Ron Atkinson: He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces — Ron Atkinson

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: I don't think she liked being called a

I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that. — Cecelia Ahern

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Paul Dini: End? You don't mean like, dead end?

End? You don't mean like, dead end? — Paul Dini

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Emma Roberts: I don't really have a type of guy

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Wayne Gerard Trotman: I've decided I don't like books that end

I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Mac Miller: I don't really leave my house too much,

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Amy Schumer: Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm,

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty. — Amy Schumer

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Milos Forman: What I like about masturbation is that you

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By David Levithan: I am like a dead begonia hanging upside

I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k. — David Levithan

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By The Undertaker: Why don't you say "What?" if you like

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Wendy Liebman: I don't like to channel surf. You guys

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you. — Wendy Liebman

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Scott Adams: As a rule, I don't like to laugh

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. — Scott Adams

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Jennifer Damiano: I was, like, this token teen angst child

I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it. — Jennifer Damiano

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Charlie Sheen: I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. — Charlie Sheen

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Don Roff: Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. — Don Roff

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Dennis The Menace: I don't hafta taste it to know it

I don't hafta taste it to know it taste funny. It already looks like it taste funny. — Dennis The Menace

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: I don't like you two going off on

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over. — Rick Riordan

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Daniel Millhouse: They don't make assassins like they used to.

They don't make assassins like they used to. -Borden — Daniel Millhouse

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By John Green: She's cute, I thought, but you don't need

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Frank Ocean: No, I don't like you, I just thought

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Julia L. Roberts: It's funny when people say, 'I don't think

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. — Julia L. Roberts

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: But we don't do things like that!" said

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Aristotle.: Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I don't know. I don't really like old

I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Greg Giraldo: The hardest part, for real, is probably when

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Sondra Radvanovsky: I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.

I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny. — Sondra Radvanovsky

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: We don't have dealings. He just stalks me.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death:

Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: Don't be too funny, guys like funny but

Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one. — Lindsey Kelk

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Karl Pilkington: What happens if someone else has my eyes,

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: And write what you love - don't feel

And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. — Cassandra Clare

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Wayne Knight: What happens, I think, is especially for comic

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. — Wayne Knight

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Whoopi Goldberg: I don't like driving very much. That makes

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Bill Bryson: I don't want to go and start trying

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. — Bill Bryson

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: I don't hate you.. I just don't like

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist — Gena Showalter

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I can't find someone funny whom I don't

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Taylor Lautner: I like to have fun, but I don't

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand: You catch more flies with honey, ever heard

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Chris Messina: I like funny things, but I don't find

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Nora Dunn: When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. — Nora Dunn

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By George Saunders: The word 'funny' is a bit like the

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. — George W. Bush

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Martin Lawrence: I don't like forcing comedy and people just

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Jim Benton: The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts,

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way. — Jim Benton

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Katt Williams: America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. — Katt Williams

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Mary Calmes: Don't fuck with me. I don't like it

Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Vanessa Bayer: Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: Scoot over, man. I don't like you that

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Colleen Doran: I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I don't like people whose job it isn't

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Ned Vizzini: I like how you don't hide your problems

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you. — Ned Vizzini

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By James M. Barrie: I bowl so slowly that if I don't

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Michael Caine: I don't do it often, but I do

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh. — Michael Caine

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Bruce Baum: I don't kill flies but I like to

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum

I Don't Like You Funny Quotes By Miss Merikan: I like cats. They don't care if you

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan