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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

I don't know how to make you better. I wish I did, but please stay with me. I need you, and I can't lose you. Not now. Not ever. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things. [Act 5, Scene 2] — William Shakespeare

If I like it, it's gonna be on my album. You can't please everyone. — Natasha Hamilton

Of course I will be dictating to you, Savannah. But please do not worry. I can assure you, I am quite good at it. — Christine Feehan

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone. — Bill Cosby

I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. — Herbert Bayard Swope

I frown. "Can you please explain this?"

He flashes us a grin. "That would ruin the suspense."

He disappears. — C.B. Cook

Please God, please God, can you please tell me why? I ask this of you, yet in my heart, I know. — Rita Leganski

Please don't ask me to let you go. I can't do it. I'm not strong enough to do it again. — Nashoda Rose

Go (please stay), Go (please stay), Go if you want to,I can't stop you. Just go if you want to I can't stop you. — Sara Quin

And if you hear something you know, please sing along. No wait - I take that back - you can't sing along - this is about me now - this is my show. — Audra McDonald

Please heal the parts of my heart that can't receive your goodness right now so that I can trust you completely. — Robin Pasley

I realize you can't please everyone. — Gemma Ward

Fine. If I can't have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, part of me, a small piece, whatever you want. Just please, have something. — J.R. Ward

Abby, you can't deny your feelings any longer. At least I know I can't. I've done it long enough. I want you. Please don't push me away. — Annie Brewer

Okay there is entirely too much naked maleness in here. Can you guys please put on clothes?"
"I hope you say that about every half naked guy. — Alyssa Rose Ivy

I'd decided to write him and tell him to leave me alone. Please, in a nice way, go away, I really can't deal with you. — Julie Anne Peters

When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. — Don Rickles

Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.' — Len Goodman

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can. — Ann Coulter

I can't hear anything, John. Please, would you put on your headphones? — Connie Sellecca

Please." His voice was quiet. "I can't stand the thought of losing you. What can I do? — R.K. Lilley

But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can't please everyone, so don't try. — Chris Colfer

You can't please everybody. I give up. I'm not trying to. I don't care. Leave me alone with that. — Estelle

I can't loose you...you are the whole reason for everything in my life. Please don't do this! — T.K. Chapin

If you're going to yell at me, do it in English, please. I'd like to understand the insult so I can frame an appropriately pithy response. — Chloe Neill

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to. — Ashleigh Brilliant

You can never please everyone, and I think it's best not to. — Marc Jacobs

As you can see, I'm in good health. I have no message; just tell them, please, that I went to my death quietly and in good health. — Koki Hirota

There's something you should probably know." "Please don't tell me you had gender reassignment surgery. I don't think I can manage that today. — Helena Hunting

And this is where I, the narrator, tell you that it's my story and I'll do as I please. You can close the book at any time, you know. — K.L. Montgomery

I don't think you can ever please all audiences. — Karan Johar

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm so sorry. I love you. Please forgive me. Can't live without you. — J.R. Ward

No matter what you do, you can never please everyone. And that was the hardest lesson to learn. In fact, I'm still learning it. — Chris Colfer

Remember that bodily exercise, when it is well ordered, as I have said, is also prayer by means of which you can please God our Lord. — Saint Ignatius

Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!
Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely. — Toba Beta

No matter what you do, at the end of the day you can't please everybody. I'm not hear to please. — Britney Spears

The maester smiled ... Hush now, child, I'm much older than you. I can ... die as I please. — George R R Martin

I know that asshole you were with in college
"
"Can we leave that asshole out of it?"
Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time. — Josh Lanyon

As if. You so got it for him. I mean, can we say, 'Uhm, urh, durh, Sloppy Joe'? Psh. Please. Can't hide it from me. — Kelly Creagh

Please," her shadow begged.
Laughingstock for sure.
"I can't give you what you want," Cam said. "You know that." She had to know that. — Erin Kellison

I serve God, and my purpose is to please Him, and if God be for you, who can be against you? — Ben Carson

Please, put aside all excuses and ask yourself, "What should I be doing?" Yes, you alone can make a difference. The question is, will you? — Charles R. Swindoll

I can still feel them there. His lips on mine. His words in my ear that day.
Itsy, say you'll be my girl. My secret. Oh, please say it. — Suzanne Palmieri

Please, America, you've said and done so many foolish things, I'm surprised you can even be embarrassed anymore. Maybe it was because — Kiera Cass

I can tell the negotiators, please, when you consider all the options, do not be constrained by the risk of an oil embargo on Iranian oil. — Claude Mandil

Just stop asking," she burst out. "Just take. Please ... just take over. I can't ... give. You just have to take what you want." Tyler stared down at — Joey W. Hill

please don't hurt me again; be the person I need you to be; show me what it means to be in love so I can decide whether that's what I feel. — Jodi Meadows

Julia, i've missed you. Please don't make me wait to make love to you. I can't stand it. — Kahlen Aymes

So please try to keep in mind that, when I plague you, I do so because you're the only person I can plague. — Kellyn Roth

Tucker "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up. — Tucker Max

Do you know that I have a right to do as I like with you, - that I can kill you, if I please?" "You — Harriet Jacobs

Let's not talk about it any more, but if you still want anything please write to me about it, because I can say what I mean much better on paper. — Anne Frank

Light a candle for me, I used to whisper to no one.
Someone
Anyone
If you're out there
Please tell me you can feel this fire. — Tahereh Mafi

Please forgive me, I know not what I do. Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you. — Bryan Adams

Dear Lord," she prayed, "please help me to handle all the work You've set before me. I can only do this with You at my side. Amen. — Daniel Patterson

Please you can never compare to me, all these b****es is scared of me. I am who they couldn't even dare to be. — Nicki Minaj

Lord free me of myself, so I can please you! — Michelangelo

I'm wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please? — Jarod Kintz

I can't please everyone. That's not in my J.D., you know, not in my job description. — Maria Sharapova

I'm your husband. I can wait as long as I please and still have all of you. — Rosamund Hodge

I know, Mum. So what did you call for?' 'Well... just quickly. When you have a second, can you please send me some Bejeweled Blitz coins? — K.M. Golland

Jesus Christ, Cami, please. I can't do it. I can't be here, thinking about you there, with him. — Jamie McGuire

Love,
Jamie
P.S. I can't believe you're dying. Please don't die. — Adam Rapp

Please just let me have you. Please. Nothing else matters if I can't have you. — T.J. Klune

She couldn't very well let him join her in bed like that.
Sure you could.
No I can't.
Please?
Hush, self, let me think.' (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: Try to please everybody. — Herbert Bayard Swope

I can't tell you how to succeed, but I can tell you how to fail: Try to please everybody. — Eleanor Roosevelt