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I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do. — Carrie Brownstein

She'll probably want to, once I show her how; as near as I can make out, most women, even young ones like her, like to cook: it's an instinct. — Philip K. Dick

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though. — Big Boi

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows. — Carol Burnett

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner. — Barry Goldwater

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake? — Joan Rivers

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

When I'm hiring a cook for one of my restaurants, and I want to see what they can do, I usually ask them to make me an omelette. — Bobby Flay

I frown. "Can you please explain this?"

He flashes us a grin. "That would ruin the suspense."

He disappears. — C.B. Cook

I cook. I did the Escoffier course in Paris when I was 21 in one of those periods when it was like a pause. I can cook anything Italian, Chinese. — Marie-Chantal Claire

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol

I do love a man who can cook. — Emma Bunton

I don't suppose you cook?" Tucker inquired hopefully.
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan

I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I can repeat them exactly." - Peter Cook — Tracy Schorn

Before I can give myself to another I first must give me to myself. Once I know the value of self, I then can allow another to share in my wealth. — Elizabeth Cook-Howard

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you. — Dane Cook

Matt: I know you can cook. Meredith: What makes you so sure? Matt: Because less than an hour ago, you set me on fire. — Judith McNaught

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky. — Dane Cook

I know I can cook, but the place where I cook ... it's a mess! I'm very disorganized. — Paula Deen

I cook British food, but it doesn't mean I'm jingoistic about it. People can cook very good fusion food. — Fergus Henderson

I travel the world, and I can see in Toronto the cooking is very personal. These people cook with their hearts. — Alain Ducasse

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook

I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make. — Drew Barrymore

You can't plan wars, don't know how to cook, and refuse to write love letters, I teased. — Kiera Cass

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat. — Dane Cook

I'm not a strong cook. I can do the crockpot; that's about it. — Bryce Dallas Howard

The only thing I can cook is Welsh rarebit. — Ian Rush

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father — Tony Randall

I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that. — Dane Cook

I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas. — Monique Coleman

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more. — Dane Cook

I'd say I'm a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make - schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage. — Heidi Klum

I'm a complete foodie, but I'm a terrible cook. If a guy can get me in the kitchen and we actually have fun cooking, that's amazing. — Emily Ratajkowski

Lentil dhal is the only thing I can cook. — Rebecca Hall

I'm curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth. — Dane Cook

I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy. — Jussie Smollett

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop. — Dane Cook

I can't believe how many people don't have time to cook but have time to watch football and 'The Voice.' They're certainly making a choice. — Tom Douglas

Sunday night I always cook if I can - if I'm home, I always cook. — John Key

I'm pore, I'm black, I may be ugly and can't cook, a voice say to everything listening. But I'm here. — Alice Walker

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it. — Dane Cook

I can cook really complicated recipes, but it takes a real talent to do the perfect egg. — Christine Teigen

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me? — Marilyn Monroe

Whenever I want to know how to cook something, I can't ask one chef - I have to ask six. — Alice Waters

What about me, Peter?" "You can cook. You can clean. You can be waiting here for me when I get home. I'd think that would be enough." "Well, it's not! — Barbara Delinsky

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself. — Rory Bremner

I like to eat good food. I cook and collect wine. I like going for long walks when I can. — Eric Allman

I can cook a little bit. I can cook a few Spanish dishes. But, in movies, it looks like I cook much better than I cook. — Penelope Cruz

Most men say they can cook pasta, but I think you should find a little bit of an unusual angle on your pasta and make that your signature dish. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Sometimes I say things that I can't believe came out of my mouth. Or I won't mean something and it will come out completely nonsensical. — Rachael Leigh Cook

Technology is too crazy for me, but I would be very happy when they make phone that can cook. — Patricia Dunn

I suppose this is for the best," Blay said into his shoulder. "You can't cook."
"See? I'm so not Prince Charming. — J.R. Ward

I think anybody can cook if they take the time. — Coolio

I can't watch someone cook without helping. It's a genetic abnormality. — Jodi Picoult

I can cook really well. I started cooking as a kid, so I can fend for myself in the kitchen and even do a little gourmet action. — Ty Pennington

I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating. — Nigella Lawson

I can cook a little bit but pretty much when I get back from practice I am pretty tired that I just order out. — Andrew Bogut

I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests. — Prabal Gurung

I can actually cook one meal now, as opposed to before, when I could cook nothing. My family are very excited. — Carey Mulligan

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly — Peter Cook

I would suggest that if you get in your kitchen and cook for yourself, you can eat like kings for a very low cost. — Joel Salatin

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers. — Al Franken

I'm very down-to-earth and approachable, and I can be one of the guys and watch sports ... I like to cook - I'm like the girl next door. — Marisa Miller

I'm not sure if I can cook. I probably can. But I'm really good at cajoling anybody around me to cook for me. — Nina Garcia

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

I can cook because my life depended on it when I lived in Thailand. Either I learnt cooking, or I learnt how it felt to starve. I chose cooking. — Akshay Kumar

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie. — Caroline Leavitt

I like to cook Indian food when I can. I find the process of creating a home-cooked meal to be unwinding. — Archie Panjabi

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. — Bill Hader

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook

I found out my husband can cook! — Jennifer Grey

I can cook to please people, but it's quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes. — Anna Chancellor

There's no law that says I can't cook in my own house.
- Charlie Swan — Stephenie Meyer

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between. — Hank Williams Jr.

I'm not an amazing cook. But I can follow a recipe! — Rachel McAdams

I find cooking very therapeutic. As a creative person, I relish cooking because it's such a creative process. You can cook anything out of anything. — Shilpa Shetty

I can cook; but not well. I figure I have six years until my children discover what their friends' mothers make for dinner. — Jane Pauley

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs. — Cecelia Ahern

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully.
-Nick to Jamie — Sarah Rees Brennan

I can't cook a thing. — Peter Morton

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart

My feeling is that if you can cook, I can teach you how to do television. — Bobby Flay

I can cook anything. — Daniel Handler

I can cook, I can breathe, I can live! — Sophia Loren

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook. — Nicola Sturgeon

I never really cook from recipes. But the worst is when something turns out great and I can't figure out how to make it again! — Blake Lively

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio. — Phyllis Diller

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook. — Greta Garbo

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do ... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife. — Freddie Mercury

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day. — Dane Cook

I don't cook fancy every day. I don't think anybody can, nor would it be very good for you. — Aarti Sequeira

I think it bespeaks a generous nature, a man who can cook. — Jilly Cooper

I can't cook to save my life. — Vidya Balan

My brothers are my backbone. My parents are my oxygen. I can't live without them. — David Cook

I think two people with strong points of view can appreciate each other even more. — Tim Cook

I can't cook to save my life but I can bake a flour-less chocolate-hazelnut tort with a spicy caramel sauce. — Anna Kendrick

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus ... and I can plate and set the table. — Chris Rock