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I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Andrea Speed: He hated YouTube. He wished it would die

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Kingdom priority is understood by disciples only

Kingdom priority is understood by disciples only — Sunday Adelaja

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By William C. Bryant: Still sweet with blossoms is the year's fresh

Still sweet with blossoms is the year's fresh prime. — William C. Bryant

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Gillian Flynn: Friends see most of each other's flaws. Spouses

Friends see most of each other's flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit. — Gillian Flynn

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Alex Faickney Osborn: If you go fishing you may not catch

If you go fishing you may not catch any fish. If you don't go fishing, you'll never catch any fish. — Alex Faickney Osborn

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Jack O'Brien: I'm not a director who feels I should

I'm not a director who feels I should be in your face all the time. I really want you to watch the actors and listen to the play. — Jack O'Brien

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Alex Potvin: I would have grown up to be a

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman. — Alex Potvin

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Taite Adams: The more "things" I have, the more time

The more "things" I have, the more time I spend thinking about them, moving them around, fixing them, looking for them, or upgrading them. — Taite Adams

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Louise Benson: A perfectly placed word is like apples of

A perfectly placed word is like apples of gold in pictures of silver. — Louise Benson

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Chris Robinson: It's funny, after a while, you get tired

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By James T. Farrell: They served the rich, and tried to think

They served the rich, and tried to think that they were rich. — James T. Farrell

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: All of a sudden, I feel very old

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Nick Cave: It's a wonderful life if you can find

It's a wonderful life if you can find it. — Nick Cave

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Shia Labeouf: If you're tired of starting over, stop giving

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Vicente Huidobro: The four cardinal points are three: South and

The four cardinal points are three: South and North. — Vicente Huidobro

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By F. Sionil Jose: It is more difficult for the poor to

It is more difficult for the poor to be virtuous.
-The Cripple — F. Sionil Jose

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Susan Ee: I just got tired of the wetness sticking

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Jean Paul Gaultier: I love Madonna. She is the only woman

I love Madonna. She is the only woman I have asked to marry me. She refused, of course. — Jean Paul Gaultier

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Do: LEARN YOUR BIASES: YOUR BASIC ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT

Do: LEARN YOUR BIASES: YOUR BASIC ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE WORLD, PEOPLE, AND YOURSELF. — Anonymous

I Am Tired Funny Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey