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I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Kingdom priority is understood by disciples only — Sunday Adelaja

Still sweet with blossoms is the year's fresh prime. — William C. Bryant

Friends see most of each other's flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit. — Gillian Flynn

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

If you go fishing you may not catch any fish. If you don't go fishing, you'll never catch any fish. — Alex Faickney Osborn

I'm not a director who feels I should be in your face all the time. I really want you to watch the actors and listen to the play. — Jack O'Brien

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman. — Alex Potvin

The more "things" I have, the more time I spend thinking about them, moving them around, fixing them, looking for them, or upgrading them. — Taite Adams

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

A perfectly placed word is like apples of gold in pictures of silver. — Louise Benson

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

They served the rich, and tried to think that they were rich. — James T. Farrell

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

It's a wonderful life if you can find it. — Nick Cave

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

The four cardinal points are three: South and North. — Vicente Huidobro

It is more difficult for the poor to be virtuous.
-The Cripple — F. Sionil Jose

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

I love Madonna. She is the only woman I have asked to marry me. She refused, of course. — Jean Paul Gaultier

Do: LEARN YOUR BIASES: YOUR BASIC ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE WORLD, PEOPLE, AND YOURSELF. — Anonymous

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey