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I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Susan Ee: I just got tired of the wetness sticking

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Shia Labeouf: If you're tired of starting over, stop giving

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: All of a sudden, I feel very old

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Chris Robinson: It's funny, after a while, you get tired

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

I Am So Tired Funny Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart