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I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

When I moved to New York in my 20s, I didn't have an obnoxious ego, but it was huge! I'll thought, "I'll never die and I can do anything." — Britta Phillips

Islam never tells people to go out and kill other people. — Abderrahmane Sissako

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

the knowledge of all things is possible," as Leonardo da Vinci once stated. — James Morcan

Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you're sick, watch funny movies. — Mandy Patinkin

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

Meditation is when we go beyond incarnation, beyond all cycles, to immortality, to something that is not transient. — Frederick Lenz

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

You are a sick freak who should be beaten. — Daniel Tosh

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just - way hot."
Fang — James Patterson

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

I love playing confused, broken characters. — Nina Dobrev

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything. — George Burns

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. — Kate Flannery

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it. — Carrie Fisher

I need eight hours to get maybe 20 minutes of work done. I had one of those yesterday: seven hours of self-loathing. — Dave Eggers

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe. — Laura Wiess

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better. — Salma Hayek

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days. — Eugene Ormandy

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank