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I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Britta Phillips: When I moved to New York in my

When I moved to New York in my 20s, I didn't have an obnoxious ego, but it was huge! I'll thought, "I'll never die and I can do anything." — Britta Phillips

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Abderrahmane Sissako: Islam never tells people to go out and

Islam never tells people to go out and kill other people. — Abderrahmane Sissako

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: All my wife does is shop - once

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By James Morcan: the knowledge of all things is possible," as

the knowledge of all things is possible," as Leonardo da Vinci once stated. — James Morcan

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of

Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Mandy Patinkin: If you're sick, watch funny movies.

If you're sick, watch funny movies. — Mandy Patinkin

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By David Walton: It's funny how when your kids get sick,

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. — James Dashner

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Meditation is when we go beyond incarnation, beyond

Meditation is when we go beyond incarnation, beyond all cycles, to immortality, to something that is not transient. — Frederick Lenz

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You are a sick freak who should be

You are a sick freak who should be beaten. — Daniel Tosh

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By James Patterson: I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just - way hot."
Fang — James Patterson

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Robert Frost: I cut my own hair. I got sick

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm sick of the media making female sports

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Nina Dobrev: I love playing confused, broken characters.

I love playing confused, broken characters. — Nina Dobrev

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By George Burns: How did I ever get sick? I've already

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything. — George Burns

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Kate Flannery: I feel like people are funny, and women

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. — Kate Flannery

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Les Dawson: I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Carrie Fisher: You're only as sick as your secrets. Either

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it. — Carrie Fisher

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Dave Eggers: I need eight hours to get maybe 20

I need eight hours to get maybe 20 minutes of work done. I had one of those yesterday: seven hours of self-loathing. — Dave Eggers

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years:

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Tom Waits: On my gravestone, I want it to say,

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Laura Wiess: After school I all but ran to Gran's

After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe. — Laura Wiess

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Salma Hayek: I'm saving my sick days for when I'm

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better. — Salma Hayek

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Serkin was so sick he almost died for

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days. — Eugene Ormandy

I Am Sick Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Cruickshank: It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. — Elizabeth Cruickshank