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I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Diane Arbus: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.'I do,

You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.
'I do, don't I,' said Peter with a smile. — Orson Scott Card

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By John Waters: To me, racist jokes are not funny. I

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct. — John Waters

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Tom Lehrer: Everything is so weird in politics that it's

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Ben Stiller: I think this whole celebrity world is weird

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: You know, funny is this weird word for

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: My smile wavers as I revert to my

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like the idea of being the funny

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Steve Aylett: We have truth in order not to die

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Bonnie McFarlane: Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Colleen Gleason: Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said,

Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird. — Colleen Gleason

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Lara Stone: In school I was always the funny-looking, tall,

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered

Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way — Darynda Jones

I Am Not Weird Funny Quotes By Calvin Trillin: I actually think of being funny as an

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. — Calvin Trillin