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I Am Not Kidding Quotes By S.M. Reine: He had to be kidding. If he had

He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen. — S.M. Reine

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Debra Messing: Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Jon Ronson: Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS.

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! — Jon Ronson

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Cheryl Strayed: But no one laughed. No one would. The

But no one laughed. No one would. The universe, I'd learned, was never, ever kidding. — Cheryl Strayed

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Sandy Duncan: Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a

Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest. — Sandy Duncan

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Rick Riordan: Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood,

Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood, Gleeson," Piper said. Hedge snorted. "You kidding? These people make Aeolus look sane. — Rick Riordan

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Kiana Tom: Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. — Kiana Tom

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said.

What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said. "I was only kidding." One — Hunter S. Thompson

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Matt Abrams: Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the

Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her down on the bed. — Matt Abrams

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. — Cassandra Clare

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Dana Gould: Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Peter Watts: The static's nice. I could do without the

The static's nice. I could do without the screeching."
"Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz. — Peter Watts

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Craig Benzine: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ...

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Jimmy Carter: God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes

God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes the answer is "no." Sometimes it's "you gotta be kidding. — Jimmy Carter

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: [My mother] once cooked a ham and later

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan: You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans

You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance? — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Jimmy Carter: God always answers prayer, sometimes with a yes,

God always answers prayer, sometimes with a yes, sometimes with a no and sometimes with a 'You've got to be kidding!' — Jimmy Carter

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Demetri Martin: I am everything and I am nothing. I

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. — Demetri Martin

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Elvis Presley: Man, I was tame compared to what they

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Kristin Chenoweth: I love eating at Sonic with my family

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Tessa Bailey: Who am I kidding? When I finally get

Who am I kidding? When I finally get inside you, I'm going to fuck you until your voice is hoarse from screaming my name. — Tessa Bailey

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Jeff Goodby: Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding. — Jeff Goodby

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By William S. Burroughs: Mohammed? Are you kidding? He was dreamed up

Mohammed? Are you kidding? He was dreamed up by the Mecca Chamber of Commerce. — William S. Burroughs

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Nancy Cartwright: Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By R. Buckminster Fuller: We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let

We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren't true. It's always better with the truth. — R. Buckminster Fuller

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The more expensive a school is, the more

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Peter Bergman: She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. — Peter Bergman

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Samantha Young: Let's start with how you don't feel sexually

Let's start with how you don't feel sexually attractive."
I gulped. "All right."
"Are you fucking kidding me? — Samantha Young

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By John Irving: We've been an empire in decline since I

We've been an empire in decline since I can remember," Ketchum said bluntly; he wasn't kidding. "We are a lost nation, Danny. Stop farting around. — John Irving

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Jason Aaron: Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star

Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star Wars.' The kid inside me would've clawed his way out and strangled me if I'd turned this job down. — Jason Aaron

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Dov Davidoff: You think you have anger issues? I just

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

I Am Not Kidding Quotes By Bethany Cosentino: I'd love to have a shoe line, or

I'd love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I'd like to have an everything line! — Bethany Cosentino