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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. — Dom DeLuise

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! — Demetri Martin

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. — Rodney Dangerfield

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. — Zach Galifianakis

If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. — Martin Luther

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? — Anthony Liccione

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn. — Nicola Marsh

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. — J.D. Salinger

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fat
an order he had been delighted to obey. — Henning Mankell

Enormous? Did you just call me fat? — Cassandra Clare

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo. — Rodney Dangerfield