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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. — Billie Joe Armstrong

He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. — Georg Brandes

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! — Jennifer Damiano

Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance. — Boomer Esiason

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job. — Anthony Jeselnik

I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

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Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester

The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain

This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable. — Wilson Bethel

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore

Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst

A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois

He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub