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I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: If I wanted to be bored by 6,000

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Kate Avery Ellison: He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I don't know how long i could be

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Bryant McGill: All things are accomplished by the meditative act

All things are accomplished by the meditative act of releasing illusions and simply becoming. — Bryant McGill

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Joseph Joubert: Science confounds everything; it gives to the flowers

Science confounds everything; it gives to the flowers an animal appetite, and takes away from even the plants their chastity. — Joseph Joubert

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Rachel Caine: We never wanted to conquer the world, only

We never wanted to conquer the world, only our fears. — Rachel Caine

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Dalai Lama: I don't think human affection and compassion are

I don't think human affection and compassion are just religious concerns; they're indispensable factors in our day-to-day lives. — Dalai Lama

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Howard Stern: I'm about being funny. If I can make

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Antoine De Saint-Exupery: Peace is present when things form part of

Peace is present when things form part of a whole greater than their sum, as the diverse minerals in the ground collect to become the tree. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Penny Reid: Cletus Winston is madly in love with me.

Cletus Winston is madly in love with me. *** — Penny Reid

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Pittacus Lore: And even if we were hunting vampires, what

And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for? — Pittacus Lore

I Am Bored Funny Quotes By Natsuki Takaya: Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya