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And I pray that the pieces of her broken world will come back together. — James C. Dobson

Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice.
"I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you? — Tara Sivec

I'm no expert on American politics. — Bjorn Lomborg

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. — Erwin Rommel

I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me. — Kirstin Cronn-Mills

A life of rest and peace in God is good; a life of pain lived in patience is still better; but to have peace in a life of pain is best of all. — Meister Eckhart

Nobody will ever forget what I've accomplished. — Calvin Coolidge

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

A big-time operator does not sleep with a woman of the town. — Anyaele Sam Chiyson

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

Toby: All right. It couldn't have gone far, right?
Sam: No.
Toby: Somewhere in this building ... is our talent. — Aaron Sorkin

It's not a mystery, it's a secret. Because someone knows. A mystery is something no one knows. — Andrei Bitov

A good mentor offers directions and driving tips from the back seat. You still have to drive the car. — Michael Johnson

If you truly, truly want the rainbow, you've just gotta put up with the fucking rain. That's really it. — Brendon Urie

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME! — Adam Gidwitz

I would trade all the individual awards I've won for a World Cup. — Abby Wambach

I wager that most human beings do five things a day they cannot logically explain. — A.S. King

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

I long to be musical in body and mind. I want style, consort. Not the little mental squirts as if through the ticker-tape of the mind. — Lawrence Durrell

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny. — Alan Moore

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. — Rick Riordan

There are bookish dreams here, sir, there is a heart chafed by theories; — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch