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And I pray that the pieces of her broken world will come back together.
— James C. Dobson
Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice."I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you? — Tara Sivec
I'm no expert on American politics.
— Bjorn Lomborg
I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.
— Kirstin Cronn-Mills
A life of rest and peace in God is good; a life of pain lived in patience is still better; but to have peace in a life of pain is best of all.
— Meister Eckhart
Nobody will ever forget what I've accomplished.
— Calvin Coolidge
Err on the side of awesome.
— Brandon Sanderson
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
A big-time operator does not sleep with a woman of the town.
— Anyaele Sam Chiyson
I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.
— Jillian Bell
Toby: All right. It couldn't have gone far, right?Sam: No.
Toby: Somewhere in this building ... is our talent. — Aaron Sorkin
It's not a mystery, it's a secret. Because someone knows. A mystery is something no one knows.
— Andrei Bitov
A good mentor offers directions and driving tips from the back seat. You still have to drive the car.
— Michael Johnson
If you truly, truly want the rainbow, you've just gotta put up with the fucking rain. That's really it.
— Brendon Urie
Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!
— Adam Gidwitz
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
I long to be musical in body and mind. I want style, consort. Not the little mental squirts as if through the ticker-tape of the mind.
— Lawrence Durrell
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
— Laura L. Sullivan
Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny.
— Alan Moore
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
— Maureen Johnson
There are bookish dreams here, sir, there is a heart chafed by theories;
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
