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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
— Danny DeVito
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
— Louis Tomlinson
Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone at last."
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick.
— Beth Revis
Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.
— Andrew Grey
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard
Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone.
— Shirley Jackson
I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.
— Kristi Cook
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!.
— Nelson Jack
It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before.
— Susan Juby
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.
— Criss Jami
The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
— Al Swearengen